Nic Henderson

[Nic Henderson @NicHenderlew]

@realDonaldTrump

[Nic Henderson @NicHenderlew]

See! It does a body good. Mmm! http://bit.ly/lBheO

[Nic Henderson @NicHenderlew]

Had a dream I got peed on by a dog last night...whatever.

[Nic Henderson @NicHenderlew]

word of the day : facebrag = using facebook as a platform to brag. Seriously, who REALLY needs to know?! (Props to UD)

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It was truly a non-discriminatory breakfast: one brown egg, one white egg

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Um, Zion Curtain, wtf?! I am SO out of it...

[Nic Henderson @NicHenderlew]

@derekfisher Smile!! You're face is the only Laker face on the Live bus cams! Extreme close up!

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Cuz we can't wipe our ass with our own hands now?!?! http://bit.ly/4zvBzA

[Nic Henderson @NicHenderlew]

Thank you TMZ for showing me Megan Fox's seriously flawed thumbs

[Nic Henderson @NicHenderlew]

Raise your hand if your ashamed to live in California http://bit.ly/vDeQm

[Nic Henderson @NicHenderlew]

Cobra Yawn - The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. (i.e., "I just cobra yawned all over my keyboard five minutes ago")

[Nic Henderson @NicHenderlew]

Think it's itchy? Honey, I have a surprise for you!!! http://bit.ly/HDyDe

[Nic Henderson @NicHenderlew]

CHAI on my dashboard...yay!

[Nic Henderson @NicHenderlew]

Coulda used that in Mexico... http://bit.ly/Vo4lU

[Nic Henderson @NicHenderlew]

Yep, our lips are sealed alright... http://bit.ly/Zby2T

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God I love my peeps... http://bit.ly/5eF1I

[Nic Henderson @NicHenderlew]

So, if this is my hair of the dog , then so be it! http://bit.ly/Az5AQ

[Nic Henderson @NicHenderlew]

Ooooh they even look raw! http://bit.ly/gFfLU

[Nic Henderson @NicHenderlew]

K, I'm ready to purchase my first gun... http://bit.ly/1YLOGt

[Nic Henderson @NicHenderlew]

Ich muss, Ich muss, Ich muss meine increse Büste!!!!