Drunken Damsel

A tried & weathered woman from the land of Seuss. She/Her.

[Drunken Damsel @NicMSweeney]

@Avabelly__ Do not marry this man. You have been given a preview to what the rest of your life will be like.

[Drunken Damsel @NicMSweeney]

@MutherFrakinDC @luv1bun Lost me at “schedule the surgery”. That is not how this works.

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@MysterySolvents @smc429 Some pyramid scheme

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@ncdomorainrush @TheRabbitHole Ummm…you’ve never voted, have you?

[Drunken Damsel @NicMSweeney]

Oh…it’s about the ballroom!

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

Good morning☕️

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

[Drunken Damsel @NicMSweeney]

@Mr_Husky1 This is the most lovely wedding favor I’ve ever seen and any sane person would be thrilled to take one home! 25 years ago, my friend made all the table cloths for her garden wedding & invited us to take them home. Still have mine!

[Drunken Damsel @NicMSweeney]

@Leoumpierrezs @IndiaTales7 Thank goodness for the brave men who willingly risked their lives against…(checks video)…boobs 🙄

[Drunken Damsel @NicMSweeney]

@Charles_Notes @Macys The Macys parade I watched had rap, country, pop, Latin, K-Pop, metal and Broadway performances (not to mention the variety of songs played by the marching bands). What other genre were you hoping for?

[Drunken Damsel @NicMSweeney]

@lippyent

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@Naam_kafi_hai Edamame

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@CountDraculaDB

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@toys_retro

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@broadwaybabyto I am the mother of a young woman with anaphylactic food allergies & as she navigates the dating world, this scenario is one of my worst nightmares.

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@CountDraculaDB

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@FunMovieTVFan

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@FunMovieTVFan

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@Thebestfigen Mae