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[Nick @NicholasF1]

@MichaelTakeMP @mrdavemacleod The overbite of the middle-aged man showing his appreciation for the latest number one in the hit parade. With a tune he can whistle.
And the hair of the same middle-aged man recovering from his most recent nap.

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@JohnWest_JAWS Dittman or Titman?

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@AJemaineClement Go easy on him, Jemaine, it looks like someone's thrown up on his profile, so he's probably a bit pissed off right now.

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@acgrayling @martinBurke12

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@implausibleblog Chris Mason. The toad's toad.

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@Nigel_Farage We now live in a country where you (yes you, Farage) can assault an entire nation and not go to prison.

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@meauxkazaar @PaulStenton1 @implausibleblog @EdmundAvalon Not necessarily income tax, but most people pay VAT.

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@JamesAHogg2 "Last of the summer herowine..."

[Nick @NicholasF1]

Just watching @AJemaineClement in "The New Cup".
Jemaine.
You don't have to put on the red shorts.

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@MichaelTakeMP @domjoly "Schlacht an der Somme" as 30p Lee, the six bob knob, would have referred to it had he been around at the time.

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@haveigotnews Probably for the £100 question too.
He will also deny that he got the answer wrong, he hadn't said what everyone heard him say, and in fact he had won the million pound jackpot.
A pound for each of his Tiktok followers apparently.
And then storm off in a strop, blaming the BBC.

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@floboflo Nice to see that prince Harry with the rest of the family though...

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@BestForBritain I'm sure I remember that the audience members would ask questions of the people on the panel...

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@Nei70Neil @KenKenph59 @NormanBrennan Presumably Norm also launched a similar petition after Johnson was elected in 2019, seeing as he broke plenty of manifesto promises.
40 new hospitals and a plan for social care, anyone?

[Sally Jane Isfree @IsfreeJane]

Victoria, Derbyshire

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@monstroso Is it somewhere between 'some football pitches', 'a quantity of double decker buses' and 'the size of Wales'?

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@Bbmorg Then you read the replies and realise he's not the only one. Weird is the new normal amongst the weird.

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@Yoda4ever We had a cat who took to sleeping in the basin. Turned out he wasn't well, so perhaps the original poster should get this one checked out.
Typical cat though...

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@AJemaineClement I hope they'll both be happy.

[Nick @NicholasF1]

@EsheruKwaku https://t.co/W7jFOOLtVQ