Nick Merlino

I’d rather regret the things that I have done than regret the things that I have not.

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@MrBeast 7,426,716 #Promotion

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@elonmusk @t_blom @elonmusk @Tesla My Model 3 FSD tried to turn left on red after sitting at the line for a while. Clip from Jun 16, 2026.

I’ve loved FSD for years, but lately it feels jerkier and more error-prone. Worth a look.

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@JetBlue My girlfriend and I just took one of your flights from Barbados to Boston (takeoff delayed by 52mins), to arrive and sit on the tarmac for 1:40, to wait for our checked bags for 24 minutes after that. This is horrible.

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@elonmusk #Autopilot feature idea: Ability to set min speed and max speed instead of a single speed. Car only goes faster to hit min speed, but can roll downhill and not waste energy regen breaking when below max speed. Think of the potential energy savings! #Tesla

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@Apple feature request : The ability to share AirTags with friends. A great use case example is a couple using an AirTag to track a pet. @tim_cook

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@Tesla feature request : Introduce an efficiency mode where cruise control won't brake just for the reason of staying at the set speed. If I'm going down a hill without anything in front of me, there's no need to waste energy by braking. @elonmusk

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@dmorey Thanks Daryl! Hope all is well

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8 months of procrastination later... Here's our Europe 2018 trip https://t.co/L1C2A2x8wX

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@ChrisIngerson_ @ZoeBurbridge The oil on the garlic bread caught on fire instantly when flipped over... Not my best work

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Sometimes I like to control my family Amazon Echo's music from my phone when my dad is trying to use it. He says "Alexa play Christmas music by Dean Martin" and he gets AC/DC's T.N.T.

[UMass Lowell XC/TF @RiverHawkXCTF]

#RiverHawks Paul Hogan Named America East Top Performer https://t.co/xhILBSHMi9 #UnitedInBlue #AEXCTF

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#DescribeTwitterInTwoTweets @SPoulin98 @wHOLe__Milk

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@Mattaymartin so what, around a 90%?

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Good friends always look out for you @tdsunnerberg

[relatable @byreIatable]

When teachers ask me to explain my answer

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10/10 Andy

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I found you a chair. You're welcome. @erinsavage7

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@phogan54: "How does Iggy go from LA to Tokyo in the fast lane?! There's WATER there!"