Nicholas Elliott

Beer, vegan junk food, 90’s wrestling aficionado

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@TonyHinchcliffe You’re a terrible representation of stand-up. Your hack of an “act” might work for the piece of dog shit that you call a show but you can’t deliver an actual performance outside of “look at me being an asshole.”

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Why do I have this app still?

Anyway,

Eat shit and have a great Monday, everyone!

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@heydb Please coddle the Knicks even more

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@espn Embarrassing as fuck

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@espn Really? No bias, huh?

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@IAmJericho

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@Jason_Aldean You’re a bloated bitch and a bigot.

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@hello_kristi I had high hopes and tried to like it but I was falling asleep.

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Anxiety is peaking. Desperately need to take a trip to Denver and clear my head.

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Lol

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@Ryback Ah, Goldberg lite 2.0?

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I enjoy most beer styles but can we please get rid of milkshake IPAs?

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Handing out candy and I’ve already thought about making these kids play horror trivia for candy.

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They then stated they live in Miami so I guess that checks out.

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The year is 2022 and I just heard someone at a bar ask for a wine cooler.

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I know it’s because I love Vegas so much but the ending of Ocean’s Eleven in front of the Belaggio fountains gets me every time. #shinfo

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@DaxFTR This just in: General public believes that two top tier wrestlers who hold three championships need to be overexposed.

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Tell me why I just saw someone refer to temps in the 70’s as “fall weather”. The fuck?

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Can we stop normalizing tardiness and chalking it up to a personality trait?

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Be nice to people. God damn, at this point, just be a decent human.