nmp356

Transporter, MD Koha_Rides. Commercial farmer.

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@benmwine Problem is y'all are too popular here that whatever you type here is taken as gospel truth even when you are completely wrong.

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@Sudhirntv Olimba as always

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@chrispraise15 @KagutaMuseveni and now Owobisobozi has military escorts 🤔

[Muguta @MugutaYB]

Most MPs of the 11th parliament when asked about @AnitahAmong ..😀😀

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@kirya_ug We enjoyed ours without worrying about the camera.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

WHEN THE WHOLE COMPANY USES CHATGPT 😂😂😂😂😂

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@ABC Come visit Uganda, this is a very common sighting @KohaRides will take you around

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@MigaddeAdil @PoliceUg @mkituuma @kingFahad_17 @Esau_Matsiko @MunahLucky @dr_katumwa @DuncanAbigaba This tweet is useless without evidence

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@CanaryMugume @nwscug @jonfisher12 A common man wouldn't get a service that quick.

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@Jamie_Namulema Olimba olimba kulambiro was clear then

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@lulanzeashirafu Which Kololo are you talking about, have you checked Prince Charles, Mckenzie vale, and all the joining roads They have the most potholes and the most uncomfortable to drive on.

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@nyaika256 This is Old Kampala Mr. Ignorant

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@grok what is it with Kuteesa. What is the story with the mentorship program that people are talking about

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@grok what are the allegations behind the killing of the 24 year old tiktoker in uganda

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@jamesonen The driver doesn't know where you are headed until he starts the trip after he picks you up.

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@mtnug How do I send a DM to you here. It is. Ot working?

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@Sudhirntv Wabula baba, your news is always in some way untrue however much you try.

[Gisa w'I Rwanda🇷🇼❤️🇷🇼 @EmmyGisa3]

Secrets to Achieving Uniform Pregnancy in Goat Farming

If you want all your goats to conceive and give birth at the same time, follow this strategic breeding method:

Step 1: Separate the Male Goat

Remove the male (buck) from the herd and keep it completely away from the females (does). Ensure they cannot see, smell, or interact with him.

Step 2: Allow Natural Ovulation Cycles

Female goats typically ovulate once a month when in heat. Since each doe's cycle varies, their ovulation days will be different. However, do not introduce the buck yet—allow them to ovulate and miss their heat cycles.

Step 3: Ensure All Females Miss a Cycle

Let all the does go through a missed ovulation period. This prepares their reproductive systems for synchronized heat induction.

Step 4: Reintroduce the Male Goat

Once all the does have missed a heat cycle, introduce the buck back into the herd. The sudden presence and scent of the male will trigger an immediate hormonal response, causing all the females to come into heat at the same time.

Step 5: Natural Synchronization and Fertilization

Due to the missed cycle, the does’ reproductive systems will respond rapidly, leading to synchronized ovulation. The buck will then mate with them, ensuring they all conceive within the same timeframe.

Step 6: Predictable and Efficient Kidding Season

With a gestation period of approximately 152–160 days, all the pregnant does will give birth around the same time. This allows for:
✅ Better herd management
✅ Easier kid care and monitoring
✅ Efficient vaccination and feeding programs
✅ Improved revenue planning and farm projections

This proven technique is widely used by successful goat farmers to optimize breeding efficiency and increase farm productivity. Try it and watch your herd thrive!

#W_i_Rwanda_Farmer🇷🇼

[AIGP(Rtd) Asan Kasingye @AKasingye]

Me training Election Constables in Sheema Municipality. No one must cheat Muzeyi & Katesh.

[Farm With Fred @Fredmunene_]

A story is told of a farmer in Uganda who had a quarrel with his wife. In the heat of the argument, she packed her bags and left. Days passed, but she didn’t return.

One morning, the farmer walked to the market and bought a giant pair of women’s underwear size 100. That night, he soaked them in water and hung them outside on the clothesline for all to see.

By sunrise, the neighbors had noticed.

“Eeeh! He must have remarried,” they said.
Some even took photos and sent them to the wife.

By noon, she was back storming in, ready to confront this ‘new woman’ only to find there was none. Just a pair of oversized underwear flapping on the line… and her husband taking light meal like nothing had happened.

Turns out, it was just a trick. A silly, clever one. But it worked. Not to hurt her, but to bring her back.

Now, this may sound funny, but many are the times God has done the same with us. Not with underwear but with love that surprises us. With “tricks” that seem strange at first, but are rooted in mercy, not malice.

In Hosea 2:14, God says……

“Therefore, behold, I will allure her, and bring her into the wilderness, and speak tenderly to her.”

Even when we walk away from Him, God doesn’t force us back. He allures us lovingly, gently, sometimes through unexpected ways to remind us we are still His.

And as 1 Corinthians 13:4–5 reminds us.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast… it keeps no record of wrongs.

So maybe, like the farmer, God sometimes lets the neighbors talk… just so we come home again