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Barnes and Noble is and always will be a lie.

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I gotta race like a piss horse

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Someone get me in touch with the geek bar ceo… I have big things in mind

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If you ignore my head face torso and the rest of my body, I think I’m semi attractive. Holla

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I’m only 3 inches shorter than LeBron James’s son

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How do I lose 87 pounds by cinco de mayo

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Thank kirkness clav is okay

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I’d like to do something, nothing in particular. Dress up like an alligator and get shot by clavicular?

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Just when you thought Tiger Woods was out of his prime, he returns greater than ever

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@Bitcoin_Teddy I’m in the same boat but donate $500-$1000 per month to Kai Cenat

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The other side of my pillow is cold because it’s covered in piss

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@coffeelover4646 There's also no protein in crack but that shit flips a goddamn switch that'll give me a chance against Godzilla.

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I want a fish, not like a stay at home fish but one I can bring to baseball games and libraries

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Day 1 of getting shot in the face until I can guess what bullet it is

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I declare bankruptcy!!!

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@BattlefieldComm Can you get dog tags for redsec wins?

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The dudes at the kissing booth always use way too much tongue

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Paycheck just hit, can the next Kai cenat subathon come any faster?! @KaiCenat

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Someone out there is buying enough pizza from Papa Gino’s in stoneham to keep their lights on

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They should put instagram reels on billboards