zookeeper roommate texts asking if it’s ok for her to bring the massive seal by the apartment for a few hours. he smells like fish and is a slob so i say try to say no big seal but my phone autocorrects to no big deal. don’t notice until it’s too late. the fucking seal is coming.
me: one creativity trick is always having a side project. often this side project becomes your best work, because it develops without the pressure the main project has
my wife: yeah that makes sense
me, about to introduce my secret other family: (wow this is going really well)
breathtakingly prehistoric physiognomy. an forgotten hominid ancestor terrified of fire.
it’s a crime this fine specimen is in a suit. he should be adorned in handsome pelts of cheetah, mammoth, boar…
@vldmihalache@Globalstats11@PicturesFoIder I think they mean normal access from a distance standpoint. Like how some farmers live far away from churches and can’t go often. At least that’s how I interpreted it.