Nick Eisengruber

Master’s in LIS. Oxford comma advocate. Passionate about football/soccer, archives, history, & video games.

[Nicholas Grossman @NGrossman81]

What Gen. Milley says here is literally true, and until recently so uncontroversial as to be cliche.

It’s just that basic expressions of support for the Constitution, democracy, and rule of law now sound like hits on Donald Trump, because he and his movement oppose those things.

[Will Saletan @saletan]

Please remember that Joe Biden is:

1) a senile, incompetent bumbler, and

2) the mastermind behind indictments in multiple jurisdictions

[Nick Eisengruber @NickEisy]

So sad to hear the news about Courtois 😢 hoping the best in his recovery. Interested to know if we start Lunin or go for a stopgap option. Navas back from PSG maybe? #HalaMadrid

[Nick Eisengruber @NickEisy]

Shoutout to the guy at the gas station this morning with the unsolicited advice on “how to park at the pump.” Dumbass must not have seen the truck backing up into the spot he was referring I drive in to 🙄

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Well, now we know why Republicans didn’t want to release the transcript of the closed-door interview with Devon Archer.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

This you?

[Xanny Leibovitz @ph0t0j0j0]

*spoiler alert*

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

I don't know what to tell you guys. We have to expand the Court. If we don't expand the Court, no liberal policy will be allowed to exist for the rest of our lives. That's why Republicans stole the court, that's why rich people pay for justices.
Govern yourselves accordingly.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Former President Donald Trump has been indicted in the special counsel's classified documents probe, sources familiar with the matter tell CNN https://t.co/MzVLn8O2xS

[Nick Eisengruber @NickEisy]

Absolutely fucking brutal for Dortmund

[Nick Eisengruber @NickEisy]

@jowrotethis A. Water wings
B. Michigan

[Nick Eisengruber @NickEisy]

Tough pill to swallow with this performance. Hope to see Inter give much more of a fight against City in the final. #HalaMadrid

[Nick Eisengruber @NickEisy]

Beware the Ides 🔪

[Following Nohadon: A Stormlight Podcast @FollowNohadon]

We're Back! Welcome to The Final Empire.

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[Nick Eisengruber @NickEisy]

Alvarooooooooo!!!!!

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

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[Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @RepAOC]

"I had a member of the Republican caucus threaten my life and the Republican caucus rewarded him with one of the most prestigious committee assignments in this Congress."

Watch Rep. AOC respond to Republicans' removal of Rep. @Ilhan Omar from the Foreign Affairs Committee ⬇️

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either.

[Edward Stockwell @EdwardStockwell]

The outbreak in The Last of Us happened right before the theatrical release of Return of the King. Fucking bleak, man. Imagine not seeing Theoden charge on the fields of Pelennor.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Biden: The idea that we’re supposed to remain silent on the abuses of the past, as if they didn't occur? That's not being woke. That's being honest. That's talking about history.