Nick Harris

The Boriswave must go.

[Nick Harris @NickHarris50458]

@LoftusSteve https://t.co/AE3HLQaZjs would be a massive step forward.

[Nick Harris @NickHarris50458]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg You should personally dig deep to pay for the millions of immigrants your government brought in. Actions should have consequences.

[Nick Harris @NickHarris50458]

@CPhilpOfficial The only fight for the tories is to stay ahead of the libdems. Personally I doubt you can manage it.

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

😂 This Harry Hill’s TV Burp clip on “Muslim Driving School” is brilliant.

Harry mercilessly takes the mickey out of the entire premise and a few Muslim traditions while he’s at it.

First he zeros in on an 18-year-old, born and bred British girl who was married off in an arranged marriage to a man her parents chose in Pakistan.

Harry, completely deadpan:

“Hmm… the arranged marriage. How’s it going?”

Cut straight to the narrator:

“As an 18-year-old divorcee…”

😭 The audience loses it. Harry just pulls that classic awkward face and goes, “Sorry to hear that. Oh well… plenty more fish in the sea.”

Then later, with a different woman whose husband is “very confident” she’ll pass her test, Harry gets ready to crack open the champagne… only to be disappointed when she fails, but quickly adds:”

“It’s non-alcoholic… yeah, I’m sensitive.” 😂

Little polite jab at Muslims and alcohol. Nothing vicious, just lighthearted teasing.

This was mainstream television. ITV. Peak-time. And there was no outrage. People took it exactly as it was meant: good-natured, sharp British jesting.

That was just over a decade ago.

No way on earth you’d see a clip like this on mainstream TV today.

Times really have changed… and not for the better when it comes to being allowed to laugh at things.

Bring back TV Burp!

[The Modern Aurelius @modernaurelius]

@afneil No. Brexit did not involve leaving the WTO GPA. In fact, the Tory government enacted the Procurement Act s90 in 2023 making it a domestic legal obligation to give fair treatment to treaty states (i.e “Buy British” is unlawful in many circumstances).

[Charlie @charliecolecc]

Someone has made a Boriswave game where you have to surf all the immigration waves from 1925 to 2026.

I'm terrible and couldn't make it past 1964.

Can anyone reach the end and beat it?

[Nick Harris @NickHarris50458]

@LeeHurstComic Who in their right mind decides to tie a tea towel round their head before leaving the house?

[Nick Harris @NickHarris50458]

@MikeStannard4 All parties tell lies which is why they have to be judged on actual track record. Hence why the tories are unelectable.

[Nick Harris @NickHarris50458]

@GBPolitcs I thought the tories had solved social care by importing millions of "social care" workers.

[Nick Harris @NickHarris50458]

@tomhfh The tories never sent a single 3rd worlder home who arrived by boat. They baked in the pull factor.

[Nick Harris @NickHarris50458]

@LucyTrims She's the perfect choice to lead the tories into well deserved oblivion 👍

[Nick Harris @NickHarris50458]

@RishiSunak The only "grow" you delivered was massive population grow. A long period of silence from you would be appreciated 👍

[Nick Harris @NickHarris50458]

@RupertLowe10 But you did want to switch to commonwealth immigration. Just admit you got it wrong and that CANZUK was actually the way forward.

[Centre for Migration Control @migrationCtrl]

If India was blocking the return of illegal migrants, then Priti Patel should have introduced a visa ban.

Instead she created an immigration system that saw 850,000 Indians arrive in Britain between 2021 and 2024.
https://t.co/eskPdd1xOq

[Nick Harris @NickHarris50458]

@jolomoct Tories digging into everything Reform has ever dome.

[Nick Harris @NickHarris50458]

@policylaila I want to see jail time for Johnson and Patel. Reform needs to up their game somewhat.

[Nick, 30 @an0n_Nic]

People forget that controlling immigration to protect the labour market was a centre-left to leftist idea for most of history. Now it’s apparently fascist.

[Nick Harris @NickHarris50458]

@Harry_pitt The african careworker visa scam was Boris Johnson's creation. The man should be in prison.

[colin bushell @captainbudhell1]

What we don’t want is the way the Tory Party governed us for 14 years.
Consistent Tax increases
Unlimited legal and illegal Immigration
DEI
Savage cuts to the Army, Police and Prison Service
Education system in tatters.
Uncontrolled rise in Civil
NHS out of control.

No Mrs Badenoch we don’t want you and your failed bunch of Politicians in charge again.

We need a proper Right of Centre Government led by Nigel Farage.

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

I'll watch it will you?