Nick Hurley

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[Nick Hurley @NickHurley20]

spotlight uh moonliht uh

[ER!S @bstract_thot]

his feet are light and nimble. he never sleeps. he says that he will never die. he dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. he never sleeps, the Johnson. he is dancing, dancing. he says that he will never die

[bethany @thenightbethore]

this has reminded me of during covid when bob odenkirk and david cross organised a parody of the gal gadot imagine video with weird al's eat it

[BigYike 🇺🇸 @BigYike5]

@OlgaOkami Done

[Listen to Online Boy on Spotify or else (threat) @realonlineboy]

They just uncovered new Nixon tapes and they’re eerily prophetic

[JINNI❦ @diamondbulletzz]

이거 원리가 뭐냐면은 저 줄이 기사님 목에 연결되어있어서 줄 잡아당기면 기사님 목졸려서 멈추는거임 나 미국 처음갔을때 이거 얼마나 세게 당겨야하는지 모르고 확 당겼다가 기사님 죽을뻔해서 좀 미안했음 살살당겨야됨

[Loïc @Fremond_]

No they're not. They're going to buy a house, buy a hypoallergenic dog, pay a fortune to get IVF so they can still have kids, and they're going to buy a boat and take the whole family to "see the museums" and talk about how they "did Europe".

[Nick Hurley @NickHurley20]

@cachecrab Inverse problem

[isa ೀ @discontinuaa]

Sin exagerar es mi vídeo favorito en el mundo

[MANGODEXTER SAW MCR LIVE @Mangodexter]

i showed this to my mom as a joke and she started breaking down into tears in front of me

[latesleeper @latesleeper_]

I am a useless, repulsive chud who's presence brings 0 positivity to those around me. I only walk this planet to suffer more misery down the line.

Halftime Jerk Beat with Custom 808s, 155BPM, Db Minor

[ねむい @nenene_34]

一緒にライ麦畑でつかまえてを読んでいます

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudan, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a British person, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabé, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese person, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese person, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djiboutian, a Dominican, a Dutch person, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorian, an Egyptian, an Emirati, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a French person, a Gabonese person, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irish person, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese person, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittitian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy person, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivian, a Malian, a Maltese person, a Marshallese person, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monégasque, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese person, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irish person, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese person, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese person, a São Toméan, a Saudi Arabian, a Scottish person, a Senegalese person, a Serbian, a Seychellois person, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovak, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali person, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese person, a Surinamese person, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss person, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese person, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, an Uzbek, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese person, a Welsh person, a Yemeni, a Zambian, and a Zimbabwean…

All go to a bar.

The doorman stops them and says, “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

[willy 🌜💧 @willystaley]

It turns out unc is short for “avuncular” — it means you’re sort of uncle-like.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.

[yassified arafat @sweatyhabibti]

and you may tell yourself, “this is not my beautiful circus,” and you may tell yourself, “these are not my beautiful monkeys”

[KFC España @KFC_ES]

꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄

[door77 @opalthedoor77]

this album is perfect how did they do it? tbh think these guys should get the 'best american post rock band' title over tortoise