Nick Johnson

Rockhurst U grad. Professional beer league hockey player.

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

amazing

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

We have free healthcare for a growing number of people paid for by a shrinking number of people.

We even have it for illegal aliens.

That’s why it’s so expensive for the people who pay for it. It’s that simple, funny man.

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

Interesting to see the sudden media fixation on the environmental impacts of border security work in TX’s Big Bend sector, the most remote part of the border, without explaining why it’s needed.

When we visited Big Bend in 2022, in a single afternoon w/ @TxDPS, we came across corpses, drug smugglers, bundles of drugs stashed in the desert, and illegal alien evaders dressed in camouflage trying to sneak into the country. The numbers crossing there are minuscule compared to the rest of the border, but the illegal aliens and drug smugglers using the area *really* do not want to be caught.

[Kyle Beckley @Kyle_Beckley]

A woman so deserving of her job she is known as "Stephen Colbert's daughter"

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Royals defense just imploded and awarded Carson Benge a little league home run

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

Oh just one more thing, Belgium.

[Jay 🕋☪️✈️ @jay_kobbe]

We do not give a flying fuck what you shit stains think lmao

Suck my dick

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

Just like in football, tonight Travis Kelce scores a 6

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Oh, so you do not in fact see the flaw in your reasoning. Well I tried to help

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

Democracy isn’t going to solve this

[Porter Stansberry @porterstansb]

This is an utter embarrassment.

The mayor of the leading city in the world’s most powerful country is admitting that NYC’s infrastructure is so antiquated that it can’t even run the air conditioning.

How do you think Singapore — at the equator— manages?

Fuck you to everyone even remotely responsible for this hemorrhoid of a human being becoming the mayor of our most important city.

If this is the future of America we are all completely fucked.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

What AOC could’ve been if she actually applied herself

[mark normand @marknorm]

2 Girls World Cup

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Rod the bod is having a DAY

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

listen up, we have to vote for the man with the nazi tattoo so he can stop the man landing rockets and curing the blind from making any more money, otherwise we’ll get fascism

you see how stupid you sound, yes?

[Christina Pushaw 🐊 🇺🇸 @ChristinaPushaw]

Ah yes, the Soviet Union. Famous for cutting taxes and protecting private property rights.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Not caring about him wheeling six chicks at once when he was married is your choice

Not caring that he pretends to be a populist when he went to one of the richest prep schools in America is your choice

Not caring he went to war saying he always wanted to kill people is your choice

Not caring he went to work for Blackwater after serving and now calls the army very dumb and stupid is your choice

Not caring that he made fun of Purple Heart recipients is your choice

Not caring that he jerks off in porta potties is your choice

Not caring about all the shit he’s deleted on Reddit and he never thought would see the light of day and shows what a giant jackass is he is your choice

Not caring that he is a Nazi is your choice but if you support him and promote him don’t ever lecture anybody about the moral high ground again because you are a piece of shit

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

A bunch of yinzers and Cajuns storming Paris ought to do wonders for international relations