Nick Kardish

Amateur comedian. I'll probably be super famous someday. My favorite show is the Wire. Started the #PooPooHaiku movement on Twitter.

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Pooping on the run
Hits my legs and dribbles down.
White socks become brown.
#PooPooHaiku

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Root of long-lasting psychological problems #HighSchoolIn5Words @Midnight

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Ender's Drinking Game (humanity needed a child's liver to beat the buggers) #DrunkBooks @midnight

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Shadowing the Colossus: Career Day #RuinAVideoGame @midnight

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Billie Jean (but not if you're Michael Jackson, because the kid is not his son) #DadSongs @midnight

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Baby Jesus Christ Superstar #BabyBroadway @midnight

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War, What Its Good For #MillionaireSongs @midnight

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Dustbusters #BoringBlockbusters @midnight

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Soylent Sticky Green #StonerSciFi @midnight

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It's like if birds emailed #TwitterIn5Words @midnight

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I still have work #SpringBreakIn4Words @Midnight

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Straight out of Compton #MakeAMovieWhiter @midnight

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You mind if I smoke? #BadDoctorIn5Words @midnight

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Whoops, already used that syringe. #BadDoctorIn5Words @midnight

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How does a call flow? To the rhythm and the beep.
#CallCenterJokes

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Hey there everybody, look who it is, it's your old pals Goldhoff and Steinstein~~~ #HowDoYouFreshy

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New Pixar movie coming out called Plants. Don't worry, they'll grow on you.

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Clogged full with paper
The toilet suffocated.
No more shall it flush.
#poopoohaiku

[Thomas Homer Gurrn @thehomergurrn]

@NickKardish
Grunts and squeals won't help,
Only the zen booty-hole,
Lives long happy life.

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@thehomergurrn haha thanks you too