Nick Lambe Foster

Witty thing - Funny thing

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

Ever been so thirsty you drink water?

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

@pewdiepie Elon Musks first conformed AI?

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Why do I get called out when I lie about eating my roommates food but Trump can talk shit about going to war with the Middle East for an entire campaign, then lead a bomb strike on Syria once he’s in office?

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

Think I’ve outgrown my tolerance for bullshit Canadian weather.

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

Today is my favourite international holiday tbh

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

Dog > Money

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

All these fake accounts padding my insta followers ✌🏻

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

When you’re in emerge and there’s someone having a very personal conversation about their insides on speakerphone right beside you 😊

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

Drank a fifth of vodka dare me stay home and sleep

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

Happy green stuff holiday

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

The only thing I like about Cardi B is how real she is

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

I feel asleep with pizza in my hand now I am the pizza

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

Especially you mom ❤️

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

To all the women out there, we are blessed to have you 🙏🏻

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

Merry Chrysler 🎄👧🏻

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

When your roommate wakes too late to have a shower but says fuck everyone else and has one anyway

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

Nope, I've never heard of Elf on a Shelf.

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

Can't wait to hear Blem and Passionfruit on the radio in 2 years

[Nick Lambe Foster @NickLaFo]

@h3h3productions @pewdiepie how much did he pay you to say that?