Nick Larson

Comedian/Photographer/Podcaster/Father/Fiance
Instagram:
@NickLarsonPhotography
@NickLarsonComedy
@JMOpodcast
@SecretMinorities

[Nick Larson @NickLarson85]

Big Ed, from @90DayFiance looks like all the Impractical Jokers guys smashed together. @truTVjokers

[Punch Line Sacramento @PunchLineSac]

Album: recents

Thank you all for the laughs ✨

Check out what we’ve got going on this week ⬇️

🎤 Open Mic hosted by @MarcusMangham // Wed
🎤 @SirLanceWoods // Wed
🎤 @PhilMhanley // Thu-Sat

📸: @NickLarson85

[Punch Line Sacramento @PunchLineSac]

Highlights from Jordan Jensen’s shows ✨

Check out what what we’ve got coming up this week 👇

🎤 David Nihill: 3/19 & 3/20
🎤 Dressed to Kill: 3/20
🎤 Moses Storm: 3/21-23
🎤 Comedy Allstars: 3/22
🎤 Roast Battle Bay Area: 3/24
🎤 @tmurph: 3/24

📸 by @NickLarson85

[Nick Larson @NickLarson85]

I consider myself a seasoned comic because the longer I do this the saltier I get

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Friends would've been even more popular if they changed the show's name to Rachel's Nipples

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Not everyone who wears a band-aid is crazy, but every crazy person is wearing a band-aid.

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To be fair #KattWilliams never said what kind of books he was reading to get to 3,000

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@waterfrontcomic Thanks 🙏🏼

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My step-dad passed away when I was 16, and I've never met my biological father. If I had a 90s alternative band, it would be called Two Dads Down.

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@TheChapelSF @deandelray SF, come show some love! 🙌

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The worst part of working out is how you turn into a gawdamn fart factory. I'm up 200%. If my intestines were stocks, I'd be rich... Rich with farts.

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My new favorite thing:
Watching ex cholos continue their prison workout routine at an actual gym. Fast paced with zero proper form 💪😎

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You bought your 1 year old a rifle for his birthday? MFer that's for YOU! Just be honest, ya weirdo. Now, excuse me while I go gift wrap my baby's Playstation 5...

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When my tall friends come in for a hug, I don't stand on my toes, I let them come down to my level... Actually, I get even lower. Try it next time, my fellow short kings. It's such a power move

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New study links nose picking to increased risk of Dementia.
Unrelated question: Does anyone know how to stop picking their nose? Asking for a friend...

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Asshole drivers be like, "Ooh, you got half a car length between you and the car ahead of you? Let me get up in there real quick..."

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I wish I had HALF the confidence of this guy that just walked into the gym with a cherry blossom print shirt, pink shorts and yellow crocs.

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"Let's take an episode of My 600lbs Life and make it even more sad and depressing than it already is. It'll be called The Whale."

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Roseanne's set, on Fox, was like watching a new comic trying to be "edgy." The only funny part was her ridiculous Dukes of Hazard outfit.

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They figured out how to put a Tupac hologram on stage but they still can't figure out how to keep a Bluetooth headset from cutting off when I go into another room.. TECHNOLOGY

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This whole time I thought @paulscheer was playing the character Andrew Tate 🤦‍♂️