Nick Lembesis

Investor and gambler

[ziks @zicobarre]

This Porch Pirate Regret Stealing In Seconds Caught on Camera🎬😂

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

"It's just a prank"
The prank:

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Bro just won the Halloween Competition to end all Halloween Competitions.

[💪🎭..Rai ji..💪🎭 @Vinod_r108]

@InternetH0F This old timer is a comedic genius 🤣 😂

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

We all need a hug sometimes.. 😊

[Nick Lembesis @NickLembesis]

@real_fats Didn’t the bears lose by 3?

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The twin sisters woke up and started chatting loudly.
But they pretended to be asleep as soon as they heard their mother's footsteps. 😂

[Nick Lembesis @NickLembesis]

@RWM21 OMG, this is hilarious. I’m dying

[Nick Lembesis @NickLembesis]

@DaveMasonBOL Wtf is going on? Why would anyone do that?

[Nick Lembesis @NickLembesis]

@NJ_Politics Holy fuck. What kind of adult would do that. When I was doing insurance investigations I actually sent an email to iinsurance companies saying I’m not accepting any work in Paterson. I guess nothing has changed in 30 years

[Nick Lembesis @NickLembesis]

@AndyMSFW It’s really not worth it because the dealers and pit bosses hate it, and you’re going to get less comps. But that is the perfect strategy

[Nick Lembesis @NickLembesis]

@AndyMSFW Here’s the perfect craps strategy that no one plays. You place a pass line bet, take full odds and play two or more come bets with full odds. Then when the player makes a point you tell the dealer you’re working, which means your come bets are live on the next role. That’s it

[Nick Lembesis @NickLembesis]

@BillKrackman These are $100 million business operations. I’m pretty sure they’re in Australia. But Del Mar has responded and now CAWs can’t bet within 3 minutes of the race. They’re not cheating, but they can make a huge bet at the last minute.

You can’t make at the track anyway.

[Nick Lembesis @NickLembesis]

@JSchultz44 @FelkerJosh I think they will eventually grandfather them in. Otherwise they’re complete idiots. Who cares how close to a school it is. Are you telling me there’s no illegal bodegas within 500 feet of a school. Besides weed, they probably sell cigarettes to kids. But that’s ok?

[Nick Lembesis @NickLembesis]

@BillKrackman New York, NYRA is the only state that does not allow CAW betting in the final minute before the race starts to combat this. I live 4 miles from Monmouth Park. I had a box there. I don’t even go anymore because of this. I only go if friends call and say they’re coming.

[Nick Lembesis @NickLembesis]

@jimcramer Fig tree dont try to compete with me.

[Nick Lembesis @NickLembesis]

@FanDuel_Racing I’ve never been able to take advantage of this. I enquired about it and I was told that I probably having a problem signing into my account when I was already in my account. That was the only reason I could ask a question. Terrible customer service

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Reminder that Snoop narrating Planet Earth is still the most quality content

[Nick Lembesis @NickLembesis]

@buitengebieden I was just looking at my dog and he’s old. But if they’re not in pain you keep them alive. My dog is always up for a walk and he likes meatballs.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

He may be old but he still gets excited when seeing his owner.. 🥺