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Today’s our last day! We’d pour one out for NickMom, but we don’t want to waste the coffee. We'll miss you!

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We have landed on Mars. WHY CAN'T WE SILENCE THE COOKIE BAG?

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@Suburbanhaiku Seriously, you and the candy corn

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Nothing scares us more than when one of our kids says "Can you not come in the living room for a few minutes?"

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Wow, cinnamon scented candles hide the unmistakable odor of multiple children surprisingly well.

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We settle this #PumpkinSpiceLatte thing once and for all.

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When people call your kids "spirited" what they really mean is: demons from the netherworld.

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#FF to this week's funniest parenting tweeps! @lyzl @Marlebean @XplodingUnicorn @simoncholland @smilely_gal http://t.co/wX3lzVwea4

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If you've ever said something easy is "like taking candy from a baby," you've never tried to take candy from a baby. A baby will cut you.

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Chewing on the carts builds immunity, right?

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This is why we love taking the kids to the playground.

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Parental... advisory?

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This. Never. Works.

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What, you thought we forgot?

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Thanks for the one inch of space, kids.

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But those first 2.5 seconds really are nice, aren't they?

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There's nothing like playing in the sunshine.

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That darn Crock Pot.

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@MidgardMomma Give it up. You'll never get it all!

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@angelamt6397 Haha. Guess he needs that all important street cred before he hits the playground!