Nick Monaco

A place where I can post stuff that nobody will see.

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

Look at the showdown as the mother binder clip bravely protects her young from a predator. Planet Earth: Cubicles

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

@USConcarneau Qui est titulaire?

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

@TPB_FirstBasket is JJJ playing with 2 broken femurs tonight?

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

Luca Big Airrington #XGamesAspen

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

Amazing that Lanorris Sellers could make those runs with @TheSamAcho hanging from his nuts all game.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

They probably could have chosen a different camera angle

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

@KambiSports I've been limited to nothing on BetRivers Maryland for almost a year for sending a bet to review.... Would love it if you actually did your diligence and reinstated my account

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

@OptaAnalyst @OptaJose @OptaJoe @StatsPerform how is this not a shot let alone a shot on target?!?!?

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

@arseblognews You're missing a shot on target. At the 10:25 mark of the game, Saka kicked a ball on the frame of the goal. Based on the location of the kick, the pace, & the trajectory of the ball, it was a SoT, but Opta labeled it as a cross. you should review the game yourself next time

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

@newbrook82 @OptaJoe @OptaAnalyst @Matt_Furniss you know more about this than I do. Help me understand how this was recorded as a cross rather than a shot. Trajectory and location would indicate the intent of a shot...

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

@StatsPerform At 32:01 of the Borussia Dortmund - VfL Bochum football match, Donyell Malen made a kick in the right side of the penalty box. Based on the angle of the kick, the direction of Malen's plant foot, and the pace of the kick, it should have been registered as a shot.

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

...and in that time maybe 14 people have seen my tweets

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

If Drew Timme were a foot shorter, he looks like he'd be working in the TV section of a Best Buy and have overly aggressive opinions about Vizios

[Dan | Djinn @gamer_djinn]

Our beta at @vela_exchange is almost over, and we can't wait to share more about official launch.

Beta gave us some very valuable data about our users, scalability, and showcased our dedication to the community.

What did we learn and what's coming up for official launch?

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

I'm filing a formal complaint with the @FCC regarding @espn's broadcast of the 2nd half of the #NationalChampionship , which violates the Obscene, Indecent, and Profane Broadcasts ruling

https://t.co/5vd27x6PNI

[br_betting @br_betting]

Me firing off $0.25 parlays to win $1.2M every night https://t.co/QrAqB7d6Hk

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

So excited for @vela_exchange to actually create a well run perpetuals protocol that is actually profitable for its users (unlike GMX because of the token emissions)

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

For my job's jack-o-lantern contest, I carved the scariest thing that could happen in the office.

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

I'm ok with decorations of fake monsters like zombies, vampires, ghosts, etc. during Halloween, but I draw the line at skeleton spiders. Spiders are invertebrates, and my magical sense of Halloween has been ruined

[Nick Monaco @NickMonaco]

I tried to step on a lantern fly today and missed. Since then, I've felt an unbearable weight of guilt that I'm responsible for any further spread

[Jordan Reid @Jordan_Reid]

One of the greatest scouting report one-liners ever about Murray. “He runs like a toddler that just stole their parents phone.”

Haven’t been able to unsee it since that.