Nick (Nick) Nick

Oxygen enthusiast. Stay at home astronaut. Mediocre guitar player. Expert finger drummer. Asexual. He/him.

[Nick (Nick) Nick @NickNeedham905]

My plans 2020

[wint @dril]

were leaving HoneyBooBoo, Snooki, Barney the dinosaur, Scooby Doo, the Teletubbys, and George HW Bush in 2023, where they FUCKING BELONG! !!

[wint @dril]

im calling it. 2023 will be the year of big stupid white underpants that look like diapers

[wint @dril]

the best cock fighter could easily defeat the worst pit bull in combat, and yet when ever i share this simple fact my shit gets demonetized

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Lady Emily ☄️ @GreatCheshire]

There’s been a lot of Ls taken on this website but I don’t think anything will ever top a man dunking on a 19 year old, getting ratio’d with 2 million likes, making a video ordering pizza to own her again, and then getting arrested because they tracked the pizza place

[wint @dril]

im going to "Net Flix and Chill". If you know what i mean. (Jack off )

[wint @dril]

porno is the citizen kane of jacking off

[wint @dril]

Id love to take some poppers & come by your house with a golf club at about 2am & set your car alarms off on purpose you little shit mouths

[wint @dril]

To many, many people, it is gratifying to watch me suffer and claw my way out of various messes! My pain and misery is like PORNO to them!

[wint @dril]

my face when a highly credible article says hootters will soon replace all of their food with "PISS"

[wint @dril]

i would love to force a man and a dolphin to fight to the death in a big aquarium, but i acknowledge that it is a bit of a "Legal gray area"

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

viral tweets of stranded Southwest customers lashing out and Southwest employees crying had me thinking about how much of our system is set up to shield corporate execs while creating mutual antagonism between “customers” and workers. So I wrote about it
https://t.co/zfrFb9l8nh

[wint @dril]

funny that "Bumper Sticker" has the initials "B.S."... when their messages are so often truthful

[wint @dril]

I still do not get the sink joke but I a'm glad we are allowed to have FUN again on here for once in our shit lives. Unban every ISIS member

[wint @dril]

beware. Trolls are using the "Like" button to mark accounts who they believe are in for an ass kicking

[wint @dril]

it is not a joke. it is Art. would you strip the Mona Lisa of all her intricacies just because some may strain their eyes to perceive them?
https://t.co/OaPNSI32rw

[wint @dril]

Will I receive Christmas Blessings this year? Or Christmas Poison....