Nick Pelling #ukcovid=corporatemanslaughter

Caveman games programmer, scary chess player, unsolved historical cipher expert, sadistic punster. Writes embedded s/w for multinationals. He/him, chaotic good.

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At last, #Frak is on sale in Steam! :-)
https://t.co/hAoftXQ2pW

Pro tip #1: there's a Frak! game manual here:
https://t.co/LXMpELD7DA

Pro tip #2: if you can't stand manuals, just use the ZXKOP keys. And L/R walks to the edge of platforms, and J jumps forward. Enjoy! :-)

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SANTA IS TOTES SLEIGH

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@KevEdwardsRetro Why yes I did. 😁

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@FOG1O1 It's only "free" in the sense that you don't actually pay to post.

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Twitter bots *are* Elon's fam.

[Alex Vindman 🇺🇸 @AVindman]

Exactly November 27th. I guess now it’s a tradition for Elon @elonmusk to spout off with some absurd conspiracy. Bruh, maybe spend some time with your family and take time to be thankful for your blessings.

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Donate TODAY to the Billionaire Welfare Fund for a better tomorrow - well, for them, at least.

What could possibly go wrong?

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Here's the video for my #FinalTweet. I'm open-sourcing the text (2../n), so please feel free to adapt it how you like for your own #FinalTweet.

Who knows, maybe we can all start a trend? That would be nice. See you in the Cerulean Bloo...

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1. Trillion-dollar valuations
2. Immortality (though you'll die younger)
3. The smug knowledge that THEY. TOTES. PWN. YOU.

So don’t even think — just GIVE. Your privacy. Your dignity. Your future.

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@FOG1O1 It's even more amazing how little genuine information of any sort he's posted.

Interesting!

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@davedisasterman @disruptivedean @Morphington So far so good...

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There is an explanation but it sounds like spin.

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@davedisasterman @disruptivedean @Morphington Tacky!

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@davedisasterman @disruptivedean @Morphington I may be down on my uppers, but I'll be back...

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@disruptivedean @davedisasterman @Morphington I don't have any kitten heels, alas.

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@davedisasterman @disruptivedean @Morphington As is putting the boot in for you.

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@davedisasterman @disruptivedean @Morphington You have to cut your coat according to your cloth.

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@davedisasterman @disruptivedean @Morphington Hooray! I get the last word!

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@disruptivedean @davedisasterman @Morphington Trying to beat me to the punch?