Skint Designs

Artist. Writer. Drummer. Satirist. Humourist. Trouble maker.

May cause irritation.

[Skint Designs @NickPhipp]

@ArnieBarnie19 @RoyalFamily There is no statue that says England is a Christian nation.

Just 46% of the population identifies as Christian (ONS): a minority.

Approximately 37% of the population identifies as atheist or having no religion.

Just 3% to 5% of people attend church on a regular (weekly) basis.

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@TheRealJamieKay An inverted Union Flag is a distress signal. Just saying.

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@EvanCull @AyoCaesar @NickFerrariLBC Rich people may, but not the majority.

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@I_amMukhtar Those flashes in the background are his neurons firing on Special K.

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

If Farage will post a heartfelt tribute to hideous paedophile Ian Watkins for £86, imagine what he'll do for a £5 million bribe from a Thai based crypto billionaire?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Karoline Leavitt: “Under President Trump the U.S. unemployment rate is at a historic low of just 4.3%. It was at a dismal rate of 3.4% under Biden.”🙄

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@hicharliecotton To stop the algae from escaping?😉

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@MittensOff @metpoliceuk Driving without a seatbelt, please investigate.😉

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Farage on #BBCBreakfast: “If Andy Burnham becomes PM we need a General Election, no mandate!”

Sally Nugent: “Do your MPs who defected from the Tories have a mandate?”

Watch the chancer’s face as his own logic gets rammed straight back down his throat. Pure gold.

This is the exact line every interviewer should use on him from now on.😂😂😂

RT if Sally Nugent deserves a medal 👇👇👇👇

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Barack Hussein Obama took water from the river and destroyed the reflecting pool. You don’t mention that.

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@Acyn

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@Nigel_Farage And the only people better off are the grifters who lied through their teeth in order to promote it.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Donald Trump on the reflecting pool: “This would last for at least 50 years.” “If you had a knife, you can’t even cut it.”

Also Trump: “I saw it, they cut it very violently. They cut it with a box-cutter or a knife of some kind.”

[Skint Designs @NickPhipp]

Trump is rumoured to be planning a new crypto-currency, in honour of the recently-refurbished reflecting pool, called Crypto-Sporidium. Early investors will receive a commemorative vial of contaminated water from the pool mixed with Kool-Aid.😉

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@bluel_toni @GregoryKBovino So, you're against due process? Bring back lynchings, huh?🤯

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Later today, Trump will be announcing the launch of Pond Patrol, a multi-disciplinary force with the mission to protect all ornamental waters, to be led by Gregory Bovino, AKA Darth Wader.😉

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Donald Trump says that multiple individuals have been arrested for vandalizing the “magnificent reflecting poll.”
America couldn’t have chosen a bigger idiot for President if they tried.

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@Jimmyb2ps Have you even heard of satire?

And no, it's not an adjustable barstool.😉

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@KhanSaba1278 You mean stopping the release of the Epstein/Trump Files?🤨

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@blsosa1 @GregoryKBovino He has to stay in the shallow end though. It's 30 inches deep in the middle and he can't risk getting out of his depth!