I heard there is a poll going on between “Thanos” and I on who would win in a singles match……“Thanos” obtained 6 stupid little infinity stones…..but I won a Gold Medal with a broken freakin neck, how many Gold Medals has Thanos won? ZERO! Hit my music 3 times and it’s game on. YEAH!!!!!!!!
Tim Lincecum won back-to-back Cy Young Awards, threw 2 no-hitters and won 3 World Series trophies 🤯
He became known as “The Freak”
But his story started in Washington, where he won Washington State Player of the Year after striking out 183 batters in just 91 and two-thirds innings in his senior year of high school
In his final season at the University of Washington, Lincecum had a 1.94 ERA, striking out 199 batters in 125 innings 😳
Effective immediately, Homelander has disbanded The Seven in favor of a more efficient, streamlined approach. He has always been our greatest hero, and no longer needs the help of others to protect this great nation. One might wonder if his back hurts from carrying the team all these years, but lucky for us, he doesn’t feel pain!
Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!
Happy 80th Birthday to one of the most important people ever born, Sir Ian Fraser Lemmy Kilmister, a man who from his first roar at birth never stopped being loved and heard by millions. Raise a glass and shout his fucking name LOUDLY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEMMY!
HOOK ‘EM
I’m a 1 year full time resident of Texas and I will be on the Arch Manning bandwagon. My daughter will go to UT and if she doesn’t get accepted, I will serve jail time trying to bribe admissions.
Shoutout Matthew McConaughey, shout Buc-ees, shoutout George Strait.
First, he breaks the law, now he’s stealing Pokémon cards! What’s next? I’ve been saying it for YEARS! Spider-Man isn’t some hero—he’s a masked menace! And now, he’s not just swinging around terrorizing hardworking New Yorkers—he’s out there looting stores for trading cards?!!?!?
Just started watching Malcolm in the Middle episode 1. Got 151 to catch up on before we start filming again in a few days!!! Can't wait to get back together with my old family.