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[danglelang @NickSemar]

"Do whatever it takes to avoid fooling yourself into thinking something is true that is not, or that something is not true that is." -NdGT

[NPR @NPR]

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has ended Disney World's special tax district — dealing another blow to the company after it criticized Republicans' so-called 'Don't Say Gay' bill.
https://t.co/rtQgEJx4IG

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@myronjclifton @pattonoswalt Asgard isn’t a place. It’s a peop—OW! My dick just fell off!

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@Russo_Brothers my favorite bit in your movie was "and Chris Pratt" #thankyouforthethanos

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Just accidentally tapped my @SamsungMobileUS galaxy s8 on the arm of my Delta seat & the screen just splintered. Wtf...

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Gym Member Lingers By Free Weights For Several Seconds Before Returning To Elliptical Machine https://t.co/hW2apKtdAc

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1st La Dynasty video #OldWeed dropped yesterday! This is great and I can say that w/ confidence bc I had nothing do with it. Talented people made it! https://t.co/odV4VIj0eb

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@karencheee That all checks out. Someone get that man a glass of water!

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@mel_evans @leeloodawn I might have to rewatch this now.

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My nephew just lost a tooth. This is how the Tooth Fairy & Santa's affair starts. 🎄💘

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@juliemarchiano @AlanLinic This just made my holiday season. You two are both magical unicorns.

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Rose is now the best STAR WARS character. Deal with it.

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I've probably listened to way more Eddie Money than you'd suspect recently.

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@caitlyncerza : The Caitlyn Cerza Story

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@ironhidegames I got mugged & when I installed IM to the new phone none of the extra heroes I paid for are available. Help?

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Congrats to the #MeToo movement on winning @TIME’s Person of the Year. Let’s celebrate that once again, women got more votes than Donald Trump. #TIMEPOY

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance, and I’m thinking about the 325 transgender people – in the US & around the world – who have been murdered in the past year for being themselves. #TDOR

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@RobGrabo A master craftsman at work.