Nick Mestad

JFL. UCB. Former Contributor @Clickhole • Old soul/Late bloomer.

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A Boston Dynamics robot trying to fit in with its union coworkers

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Podcast i’m listening to ending just as i’m walking into my apartment (clip of jack sparrow stepping off crows nest of sinking ship onto dock)

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I got that Gromit in me 😈

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Limo is short for limousine and limousine is long for car

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16-year-old who successfully talked his way into the strip club

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A marionette puppet at a nightclub

[UCB Theatre NY @ucbtny]

The @nycomedyfest shenanigans continue TONIGHT! 😈

7pm ASSSSCAT
9pm Characters Welcome
10:30pm Little Secrets

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This is a haunted ventriloquist dummy 🎃

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Will I like Megalopolis if I haven’t seen any of the other transformers movies?

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One more sip of beer and I’ll be the farthest away from the shire I’ve ever been…

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Charlie brat my summer

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Simpsons predicted it: my father figure doesn’t mind donuts!

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Lucky Charms? You mean Tattoo Cereal?

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Found out the new mcdonalds cups aren’t made with lead-based paint so felt the need to post

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Opening a Matrix-themed restaurant where there is no spoons

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@jonbander Bless you sir

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Cheating at this casino by secretly not having a wordly attachment to material wealth

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I need to get some work done on my laptop.

My laptop:

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@iamRichieOwens Reboot she does hard time

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Reboot of Blank Check where the kid finds someone’s phone with venmo open and venmo’s himself $1,000,000 but it gets denied because it far exceeds the daily transfer amount and he continues living life as a normal kid