EggsAndToastGaming

yeah mhm yeah oh yeah mhm yup yes mhm yeah

[John Nicholas @NickTagQuotes]

not to self diagnose but i think i just shit myself

[Jules @shinglespatient]

going back to my roots (crazy frog by axel f)

[John Nicholas @NickTagQuotes]

Me after eatin the vajayjay

[EggsAndToastGaming @NickTagliarini]

@NickTagQuotes Nuh uh

[John Nicholas @NickTagQuotes]

BREAKING NEWS!🚨

Hit viral sensation, John Nicholas is confirmed to be on Jeffrey Epstein's client list.

Gooooooooo Nick! 🥳

[Jules @shinglespatient]

My boyfriend is leaving for the
North Pole to go help Santa :((((( im gonna miss Him so much😢😢😢i hate December

[Pepsi @pepsibong]

Imagine the poop shit that is going to come out of your butt after this

[The Fron Jay @FJXSU]

This is crazy

[EggsAndToastGaming @NickTagliarini]

when you smell the home depot lumber section

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

whoever made this count your fucking days

[Jules @shinglespatient]

date idea: fight another couple (they dont know they’re participating)

[EggsAndToastGaming @NickTagliarini]

@shinglespatient When I put cigarettes out on my infant

[John Nicholas @NickTagQuotes]

can you make shadow puppets with your foreskin?

[John Nicholas @NickTagQuotes]

i want an elf bar that tastes like pussy and diesel fuel

[EggsAndToastGaming @NickTagliarini]

@shinglespatient I want 2 cringe and love the same person forever

[Jules @shinglespatient]

birthday sex????

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

Shower Food Review 75: Whole Roasted Snapper - This was a difficult challenge to eat in the shower but so worth it. I've been dating lately, each encounter ending in utter failure. But it's ok, there are plenty of fish in the sea. But there was one less after I ate this. 8/10

[pika capital @pikacap]

Me and who???