Nick Tashner

You don't have to out run the bear just out run your friend.

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

As long as we're on the subject, shout out to cellar spiders for doing serious home pest control.

These are some of the most aggressive predators of venomous spiders in North America. Cellar spiders use their long legs to grab and strike from outside fang range, and have been documented taking down spiders much more dangerous than themselves.

Their own fangs are too short to pierce human skin. They physically can't bite you. They live 1-2 years, longer than almost any other spider in the house. If you see one in the corner of your garage, let it cook.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Let us learn to be rich in a different way: more attentive to relationships, more intent on valuing the common good, more attached to the local area, more grateful in welcoming and integrating those who come to live with us.

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

A wild animal minding its own business is not a problem to be solved. It was here first. If something in your yard makes you google "how do I get rid of it," the thing to check is your instinct, not the animal.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Greatest take in NBA history?

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Opening Day is the best day. Because it means seven straight months of real, meaningful baseball. And that's something for everyone to celebrate.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

History: The Patriots now have lost their sixth Super Bowl, more than any other NFL franchise.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Source: Vikings fired GM Kwesi Adofo-Mensah.

[Anthony Barr @AnthonyBarr]

so qb ducks into the tackle and it’s a penalty on the defense… what happened to the game i love

[Nick Tashner @NickTashner4]

@GarrisonTashner XL??? Who are you trying to impress?

[Nick Tashner @NickTashner4]

@CollinCamp @TonyTorres_1 Good thing we haven't traded Henderson for some random backup catcher…yet…

[Nick Tashner @NickTashner4]

We can't get a real fire burning in Butler cabin??

[Nick Tashner @NickTashner4]

@tashiscash Or you can watch Houston +5.5 rise from the ashes

[Nick Tashner @NickTashner4]

@tashiscash The world is always gunna need a place for bastards and broken men buddy

[Nick Tashner @NickTashner4]

@tashiscash Following this event has been the highlight of Twitter the last couple weeks

[Nick Tashner @NickTashner4]

@tashiscash The things over a century older then our nation you do whatever it takes to keep it going

[Nick Tashner @NickTashner4]

@Bucks Fucking cowards, you know it's not a good morning

[Nick Tashner @NickTashner4]

For Brook's and our sake get his ass out of the game.

[Nick Tashner @NickTashner4]

Absolutely no one showed up to play tonight, so incredibly pathetic in every facet.

[Nick Tashner @NickTashner4]

@brewcitypaul @itsjwills The Torrey Craig experience did not go well the first time. Also don't think you'd get anyone worthwhile for Mayjon or Pat anyways