Probably the most awkward situation as a ftm person is when a woman compliments your haircut and says “yeah, I wish I could have short hair like yours. You pull it off so well!” Like, ma’am, do you say this to every person with short hair?
Yo my dog is so soft and I got to walk in a rainstorm today and watch a good movie and ate a really sweet plum. It was awesome. I hope everyone had a good day. 💙
I responded to a friends text in a dream last night and completely thought it really happened until five minutes ago. Weirdest excuse I’ve ever given for responding to a text late
i will not let the questions of in-universe geopolitics raised by the corroded man torment me. i will not let the questions of in-universe geopolitics raised by the dishonored franchise torment me
A dude just watched me trying to move a fat worm off a sidewalk for like an entire minute. I couldn’t even pick the worm up, I just left it there. Rip that worms life and my reputation