Nick Thorn

Writer, Director, Puppeteer

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📷 A little late for instagram since I posted them on Facebook already, but here is my #spoopyyard for #halloween2021 #halloween #halloweendecorations https://t.co/8qBVJmHTU7 https://t.co/CiexeAbIAy

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Tiny Boxes: Robby - Such a keen little bowler, rest now Robby Burns. He slipped in the gutter, and never returned https://t.co/cQ11b7a02Q

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Cancel the Dance! - Stay out of the mines on this Valentine’s. Young couples, spend this night apart. ‘Cause if you meet Harry He may very well bury His pickaxe direct through your heart! https://t.co/CmZKVrApm2

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Sorry Bruv - My brother was struck, not by a small truck, but instead by a fast moving car. I should be depressed, but admit I’m impressed, that he managed to launch pretty far. Despite Mom’s insistence, I admire the distance. And although my... https://t.co/TYqnjeIApw

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Kitty Cat Kaiju - Kitty Cat Kaiju, 60 Stories Tall What’s gotten inside you? DON’T STEP ON THE MALL! Kitty Cat Kaiju, whiskers big as logs. Is there nothing to stop you? You’ve ate all the dogs. Kitty Cat Kaiju, the catnip’s run dry. We’ve... https://t.co/45xT74O1kT

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Tiny Boxes: Nick - He rests down below. Here lies little Nick. His parents won’t miss him (he was kind of a prick). https://t.co/KCVrJfjNL9

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Concoctions - Martha is a witch who had a strange notion. “You know, it’s been months since I crafted a potion.” So she propped up her spell book, brought her cauldron to boil, used a frog broth for base, and some cod liver oil. She tossed in... https://t.co/b0aIr2Uysp

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Bank Job - Four figures in ski masks approach the lobby door. Once inside the leader shouts, “Everyone get on the floor!” His cronies leap upon the desks, “Stay down!” the leader hisses. A guard shoots off his pistol, but he sneezes, so he... https://t.co/DXsg6ieN52

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Every Town - Brown hat, tattered sweater, Blade-tipped glove of leather; You better pray you do not fall asleep. For if you do, get ready. Cause if you run into Freddy? You won’t last one night on his  street. https://t.co/9ceZ0JjNtU

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Tiny Boxes: Jim - Not strong at ice skating here lies Jim Mahoney. Managed to skate underneath a zamboni. https://t.co/eWHI2qMWIC

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Run Privilege Diagnostic - It’s important to remember, that to robots there’s two genders. I understand the weight that this can carry But this thought is universal, and hardly controversial, since all robot thought is processed in binary. https://t.co/ZKBHow4WXl

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Naughty - Remember this Yule to follow the rules. Don’t give in to sin or be silly. Cross the man dressed in red? You’ll find yourself dead. “So naughty,” says axe-wielding Billy. https://t.co/S1QCuPeg45

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Tiny Boxes: Judy - Here lies little Judy. She was God’s little flower. Running late for school and dried her hair in the shower. https://t.co/DAENntLks1

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Aquatic Accomplice - My fish tells me to kill people Well… of course he’s never “said” But I can sense by how he swims that he wishes someone dead. At first it was the mailman; my fish swam up and down. So I grabbed the civil servant and... https://t.co/VR2agNgiMx

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Tiny Boxes: Joseph - Our boy was dyslexic. Here rests Joseph Watts. Rode his bike into traffic since the sign just read “POTS”. https://t.co/h6uDVezEui

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@DukeEnergy You are absolutely fucking useless. Not a month goes by without a fucking outage. Its fucking Florida, it storms every fucking week. Learn to maintain a fucking power line. THIS IS YOUR FUCKING JOB.

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📷 I was Big Boss Man for Halloween this year. The third time I have dressed as a wrestler for the holiday (fourth if you count nondescript Luchadore). Made the nightstick from a toy knife, some duct tape, and a pvc pipe. Might add gold... https://t.co/8hpoEcZck2

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Vending machine had a sign for @BarqsUSA but after buying it I got @awrootbeer instead. This is the opposite of a nice surprise. @CocaCola #notallrootbeersarecreatedequal #barqshasbite #awmakesgoodburgerathough

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Tiny Boxes: Roger - He had such a sweet tooth Here lies Roger Small. He mistook a jawbreaker, And choked on a cueball. https://t.co/nYG7txVBgZ

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Labrador Lumberjack - Dog with a chainsaw In search of fresh trees. With hate in his eyes, He cuts where he pees. He roams through the woodland Under cover of dark. He snarls at a redwood, Soon its bark vs. bark A lumberjack group Brought him... https://t.co/aFQcIUBIvZ