Valadão🇺🇸🇵🇹

HVAC Tech, Benfica Socio #276405 🔴⚪️🦅, 49ers Fan. 🇺🇸🇵🇹

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Casemiro, Paqueta and Bruno Guimares in the Brazils midfield

[Valadão🇺🇸🇵🇹 @NickV_SLB]

@OinkFish_Pigs Sofi only gets poopin when the 49ers are there 😎

[Valadão🇺🇸🇵🇹 @NickV_SLB]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

Mexicans singing gangam style to sombrero wearing Koreans, proves that the terminally offended only exist on the internet

[Valadão🇺🇸🇵🇹 @NickV_SLB]

This is one of the most awesome things I’ve read in a while. The World Cup really does bring out the best of people.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Valadão🇺🇸🇵🇹 @NickV_SLB]

@Ninergirl99 Vamos Alyce!!

[Valadão🇺🇸🇵🇹 @NickV_SLB]

@KyleBlessing 10/10 tweet

[Valadão🇺🇸🇵🇹 @NickV_SLB]

Wasn’t gonna buy a switch 2, now I am

THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME. Go argue with a wall

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

[Valadão🇺🇸🇵🇹 @NickV_SLB]

@OurSf49ers No wonder Fred fought him at training camp

[B24 @B24PT]

A máquina está a ficar afinada.

[Valadão🇺🇸🇵🇹 @NickV_SLB]

@heykayadams @FIFAWorldCup @Portugal @Cristiano Common Kay Adam’s W

[Electric Callboy @ElectricCallboy]

05 JUN 2026
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL
feat. The Offspring

[𝐒𝐋 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐀 𝐌𝐈𝐋 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐔 💎 @SLBMilGrau]

6M€ p/ano.

Tudo o que não seja ser campeão e no mínimo meias finais de UEL é FRACASSO.

“Mas o presidente é o Rui Costa e o Benfica está uma casa a arder”

Sim, o Marco tem o meu respeito por ter aceite o convite mas com esse ordenado é para mostrar serviço. Sabia ao que vinha.

[Tage @Tagelca]

Llamar a esa chavala “fea” es más gay que comerse una polla

[B24 @B24PT]

BICAMPEÕES EUROPEUS! 🇵🇹

[Valadão🇺🇸🇵🇹 @NickV_SLB]

@DeanTTraining Does anyone know what the name of this exact bench? I will need to find a local gym that has this.

[Valadão🇺🇸🇵🇹 @NickV_SLB]

I don’t agree with this guy on most things, but i 100% agree with this take.

[Neo @Neo__Hq]

🚨JUST IN: Andrew Tate reveals his pet peeve when it comes to wine:

"Anyone who pretends wine tastes different is just a pretentious liar."

"I tried buying $500…$10.000 Bottles of wine, they taste the same as the $20 bottle of wine."

[Knocked Loose @knockedloose]

The Hive Mind tour with @denzelcurry @superheavenband and @BoundariesCT

Pre-sale begins Tuesday, June 2nd at 10am local time.

Sign-up at https://t.co/JMn594oAoc

[Valadão🇺🇸🇵🇹 @NickV_SLB]

@SOTSPodcast Omg knocked loose on Halloween?? I’m there baby!

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Our politicians are so utterly stupid that they're currently boasting 3.99 gas. I've never seen people so disconnected from reality in my life.