Zamboni

Please don't steal my identity. I mostly use Twitter to post about Juventus, Tampa Bay, Star Wars, video games, movies, and things that are only funny to me.

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Serie A as Star Wars characters: I'll start with an easy one.

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@DieterGucht @Berto_AJC @DanieleLucc_AJC @dybalexa @nicholas_calcio Shoutout to dieter for being like one of the only reasons I keep using Twitter.

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@Logann_Alanna Diaper bag ripped for me earlier this week. Thought I was going to pass out from the smell.

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@NapoliSansone rip

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@LupoMannaro16 yes please God

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@elonmusk I will give you $5 for twitter. I’ll take this problem off your hands. It will be ok.

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@NimaTavRood @elonmusk MySpace Nima?

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@elonmusk Your memes are literally the worst.

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RIP Twitter. Elon gives off such boomer vibes. Let’s bring back MySpace.

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@ArtMorelli This isn't even the cringiest thing he's ever done.

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😶

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@FinoAllaFine282 I thought it was one person, you lol

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RIP Juventus. See you all next season.

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@TonyMellace7 @the_corsaro Looks like a great dad to a great family. Respect.

[Jake🦧🐖🇵🇸 @JakeVinciguerra]

i was off twitter all day and there's now a calcio twitter doxxing arc going on... i miss all the fun stuff :/

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Me opening twitter after Italy beats England ready to see everyone vibing but instead:

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Just put Sarri, Pirlo, Zidane, Allegri, and Conte back on the payroll and all together we might have a legitimate coach.

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@ArtMorelli Pass entirely

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Juve really working on their global brand.

[Italian Football TV @IFTVofficial]

Last night, #AllegriOut was reportedly the 7th most used hashtag GLOBALLY 👀

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I better wake up tomorrow to see that Allegri has been sacked. I just now got to check the scores after avoiding it all day. Unbelievable.

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@juvefcdotcom @lequipe Perin is just fine.