Who can take meteorologists seriously when yesterday they predicted 18-24in and now they are predicting 8-12in. They were off over a foot of snow so far. I bet We’ll only get 6in (which is more than I want but less than I need)
If you crush a half a bottle of melatonin into an Arizona sweet tea it’s called a “Fancy Dancer” and when you drink it your skeleton detaches from your body and floats down a river of pure nightmares and something that can only be described as “stanky jazz”
The secret's out! We've teamed up with @BuschBeer to create a new spin on our fan-favorite classic. Introducing: the Ultimate Beer Cheese Breakfast Pizza!
*screams in Midwestern*