L. Ron Hubbard

Aspiring ditch digger. Groucho Marxist.

[L. Ron Hubbard @Nick_Rauscher]

They call it a social media “feed” because we’re all just a bunch of little piggies

[L. Ron Hubbard @Nick_Rauscher]

I spent three days in jail for a dui last year and the whole time one of the dudes in my cell was reading the novelization of jack reacher

[L. Ron Hubbard @Nick_Rauscher]

Guy who only sees viral videos in 2023 on Tosh.0

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Which way, western man?

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I’ve eaten enough fast food in my 27 years on this planet to kill a small East Asian country

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This isn’t even really a joke, every president in my lifetime is literally a war criminal

[L. Ron Hubbard @Nick_Rauscher]

They should arrest all the other presidents too. It should be a crime to even consider running for president

[L. Ron Hubbard @Nick_Rauscher]

Lenny

[Vaque @vaqu333]

el día más normal en asturias

[L. Ron Hubbard @Nick_Rauscher]

@booth_okc @uncle_june

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Oh the banks are collapsing? Good thing I only have $80 in my account

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@ChillenThaMost @egsokc69 Lol I forgot we had that Twitter account

[L. Ron Hubbard @Nick_Rauscher]

Kyle Rittenhouse be looking exactly like cartman when the aliens turned on the butt machine

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

What the fuck is this

[L. Ron Hubbard @Nick_Rauscher]

@jakebrodes Just played a show in Denton at rubber gloves and saw a drunk uncle sticker on the urinal. It was a bitter sweet feeling peeing on it.

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@marksultan Come to Oklahoma City and play with us, we can get something booked!

https://t.co/0pZpyWZQUP

[L. Ron Hubbard @Nick_Rauscher]

@The_Sire_Geffy @SadmanCrothers I don’t know if this one’s the best, but it’s the newest. https://t.co/E4jmVlJ53m

[L. Ron Hubbard @Nick_Rauscher]

@photocopyOK

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I’m not “unemployed” I’m a professional musician who the government pays half my old wages to

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Microplastics in my lean

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I’m so happy to finally be working my dream job (collecting unemployment)