Nicky

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[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

Now I'm not trying to argue and will definitely comply with company policy, but I want you to show me exactly in the employee handbook where it says I can't use tarot cards at work if orders aren't coming in.

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

SPOILER ALERT

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

A Monster to keep my body running and a Vitamin Water to convince it it's not dying #BreakTime

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

A girl in my religion class today was wearing a shirt that said "Furries Eat Fascists". I didn't know those were the sides that we get to choose from but I guess I'm a Fascist now

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

"Jesus is more powerful than Thanos."-Randy Palmer @RPClef @MarvelStudios

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

My GPA dies at the end of Infinity War

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

He's also gonna be my roommate next year

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

Ladies, he's single, and I swear if Randy Palmer isn't the hottest piece of ass on the market right now I will literally shit on a pancake.

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

"What's happening?"- Twitter

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

Life comes at ya fast when you know you have online homework to do but fall asleep whenever the opportunity presents itself

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

My sociology class' resident SoundCloud rapper just took a phone call during class in the middle of someone else's presentation, absolute madman.

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

"I was just a 20 year old punk, eating pizza and drinking pitchers of beer. I wanted to be a party animal like Spuds MacKenzie."- My dad

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

"My friends don't like me for who I am, they want me to do the monkey bars but I can't."- My 9 year old sister, facing peer pressure

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

Romans 3:10-12

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

"Mother of Pearl, what the fuck?"- My Dad, the master of censoring half of his sentences😂

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

If anyone wants to apply at Walmart in Produce so we're not always so dreadfully understaffed that'd be super neat, $10.50 starting

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

"He's the one that controls the weather, He's the big eye in the sky with the triangle around it, ask Him for strawberries."- My Manager

[Nicky @Nickaaaayyyy]

"We're outta strawberries, stop screaming at me, I can't control the weather, go to church and scream at God."- My Manager to a customer

[Charles Spurgeon @Spurgeon_]

The sovereignty of God is the pillow upon which the child of God rests his head at night, giving perfect peace - Spurgeon