Nickawanna Shaw

[Nickawanna Shaw @NickawannaShaw]

@weareangelcity @PROreferees
The face of a job poorly done. A few late reasonable calls don't undo a night of BLIND MESS. Shame on you, Ricardo.

[Nickawanna Shaw @NickawannaShaw]

@weareangelcity @PROreferees
Ricardo Fierro, the worst ref in women's soccer, couldn't make a call with the help of a seeing eye dog.

Anyhow, #volvemos ACFC Women. Fight hard. INTENSITY!!!

[Nickawanna Shaw @NickawannaShaw]

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[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

@fasc1nate Just a magical song

[The Patients Union @Patients_Union]

“America needs to accomplish big things over the next 40 years.” — Ady Barkan

Ady had big dreams for our collective future. It’s now up to us to continue the struggle.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Did you ever hear this one? 😂

A Trump supporter was seated next to an older woman on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The old woman, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger,

“What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the man. “How about how they stole the election in 2020 and Donald Trump should be president.”

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The man, visibly surprised by the old woman’s question, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the old woman replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss politics, when you don’t know shit?”

[Nickawanna Shaw @NickawannaShaw]

@Bluesisback @PatMaguire10 https://t.co/7LlfJCakZS

[Nickawanna Shaw @NickawannaShaw]

😳😭🤬

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

“But she IS dead…(laughter)…she was a regular person. Just write ‘em a check. $11,000. She was 26 anyway. She had limited value.”

You can’t reform this.

[Joaquin Castro @JoaquinCastrotx]

One year ago today I found out I had cancer.

I was chairing a conference in Bilbao, Spain and was set to fly home early the next morning.

Traveling back to Bilbao on a dark highway, the driver of our car hit a boar going 70mph.

That boar may have saved my life.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I keep reading that film studios are contemplating
replacing writers and actors by using Artificial Intelligence to mimic their talents

Surely it would be easier and more efficient to replace executives, since they have no talent at all

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

WTF are you doing, normalizimg these fascists?!

[Jen Psaki @jrpsaki]

This is a masterpiece Remarkable women with intertwined lives on the court, fighting cancer and through it all a deep friendship Best piece I have read about anything in a long time https://t.co/xiGnbq1sHY

[Nickawanna Shaw @NickawannaShaw]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

Wow. Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson dissent.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

SHE IS A KEEPER!

It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably
deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

A crowded flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Senator Robert Kennedy, fifty-five years ago tonight, Ambassador Hotel, Los Angeles: #Carroll

[Tomthunkit™ @TomthunkitsMind]

Former Navy Commander SLAMS DeSantis and right-wing cult banning books in his son's school. “I spent the last decade of my Naval career fighting religious fascism abroad. Never thought I’d have to fight it right here in the United States of America.” 05

[Sandra Ekpenyong @EmpowerU42day]

@krassenstein We are witnessing black men fighting to save the lives of white kids from school gun violence and republican evangelical Christian party members of Trump had them expelled. Does this mean republican men don't like their own children? It's a legitimate question

[Melissa (She/Her) @NiteniteMelissa]

@ReallyAmerican1 @football_beth

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Possibly the single best moment of any State of the Union ever. Absolutely masterful.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Memo to the GOP: Please don't tweet about MLK's legacy while advancing policies that make it harder for Black Americans to vote.