Nicklas Bendtner

Better than Pele, Maradonna and Gus Caesar.

[Nicklas Bendtner @NicklasB26]

Just found hair in my ears! I think this must be a sign of the growing maturity Arsene keeps mentioning.

[Nicklas Bendtner @NicklasB26]

Been approached by Chelsea - but I prefer her friend Daisy.

[Nicklas Bendtner @NicklasB26]

arranged meeting with Wenger. Have requested custard creams and Lidl home range apple juice.

[Nicklas Bendtner @NicklasB26]

Arsenal Odyssey: Villa Then and Now http://t.co/5qWOYnL

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Back from Barca. Messi asked for my shirt. Seemed the least I can do to encourage the little fellow to keep on improving.

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Rebellion is everywhere .. yesterday people front of Leyton had stripped to their chests and painted red pagan symbols on their body.

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Interesting trip to Leyton yesterday...I offered to start in goal but Manuel was having none of it. Shame!

[Nicklas Bendtner @NicklasB26]

is trying to agree final details on his contract. We need to agree which seat I have on the substitute bench. I love the second on the right

[Nicklas Bendtner @NicklasB26]

52 this season.. 104 awaits next.

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@ChristineMR Thanks. My feet are really coming on... they've grown a size over the summer.

[Nicklas Bendtner @NicklasB26]

is confident about the new season. I know my way out of the changing rooms. Keep to the left.

[Nicklas Bendtner @NicklasB26]

thinks its a inconvenience the G20 summit coincides with my match for Denmark. I would have liked to chew the cud with Obama.

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The knee is recovering well. Must try to stop walking into walls.

[Nicklas Bendtner @NicklasB26]

recovering from the injuiry. Slipping in the player's tunnell was a shock. Time for new boots... maybe pooka dots this time.

[Nicklas Bendtner @NicklasB26]

wondering if Denmark could add pink to their flag to match my boots.