Nick Myers

Don't stop abbrevin'

[Nick Myers @NickolasMyers]

I invited a @StephenKing fan club for dinner. Company loves Misery.

[Nick Myers @NickolasMyers]

Tariff of Nottingham. Is that anything? I dunno.

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Was Dichen Lachman not available the day they filmed this? Am I losing my mind or is this a stunt double?
#severancefinale

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@lrndecamillo I'm team Shiv.

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The Weeknd has the Guinness world record for being the largest employer in the world. Literally Everybody's working for The Weeknd.

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@lrndecamillo Whatever could have prompted this

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@tunedupmusic The omission of Radiohead makes this much more competitive. I'm here for it.

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@TJMpod did you not release the Annihilation episode? Am I just missing it?

[Nick Myers @NickolasMyers]

Big fish, little fish, cardboard mates.

@whatismusicpod

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@whatismusicpod tangerine 🍊

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Pspspsps5

#Stray

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Guys, I've been practicing Santeria. I'm getting pretty good at it.

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Fleshlightsaber

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@realsleepytyler Finger game outta this world

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I feel like future-me will have been obsessed with Primer yesterday.

#Primer
#PrimerMovie

[Nick Myers @NickolasMyers]

@welllookwhoitis @ToriSimmons07 I see all your pitchforks are nice and sharp. I used to love you guys. I know the wrong I've done, and the harm I've caused. If you'd listen I'd be happy to talk, but you don't want an apology. You want punishment. The glee on your faces gives you away.

[Nick Myers @NickolasMyers]

@ToriSimmons07 Unless the person apologizing knows you aren't actually open to hearing them out and having a conversation. Next time just @ me directly.

[Nick Myers @NickolasMyers]

Any coat is a pee coat with the correct lack of bladder control.

[Nick Myers @NickolasMyers]

I've been going to massage parlors and getting happy endings. I'm not proud of myself but I am cumming to grips.

[The Whole Damn Show @ThaGawdShow]

So my first day working at Facebook as chief technology officer isn't going as well as I had hoped.

[Jinx the Fox @JinxtheFoxBand]

Catch us perform live acoustic versions of our music next weekend at MadLab's Not Another Jimmy Late Show.

August 21st at 10pm. Tickets can be purchased for $5 by following the link below:

https://t.co/iqM7rFE9Mw