NickolasOgle

[Zachs That Go Hard @ZachBroussard]

Why so hot

[Concerned Parent in North Texas @ZachRunsThings]

How did a group of self-proclaimed “nobodies really trying to be somebodies” (@the_blondwonder, @2realstjames, @NickolasOgle, @Skyler_Higley) grow their audience tenfold in only three years?

5 reasons to check out @YoungHustleShow at @laughfactory_ch.

https://t.co/JZGwx40ckj

[NickolasOgle @NickolasOgle]

If you want to know how sadistic lawyers are, they announced our Bar results today, on April Fools.
They said I passed but I don’t know what that means.

[NickolasOgle @NickolasOgle]

I've been staying off social media working hard behind the scenes. Being in the webseries "The Right Swipe" was one of those things. Here's the trailer, it's intersectional done right, and we really hope you like it!

[The Right Swipe @therightswipeTV]

when best friends India and Margo start a business fixing men's dating app profiles, how much will they f&*k up their own love lives in the process?

check out the trailer for season one!! #therightswipeTV

https://t.co/AX18y3DPfH

[NickolasOgle @NickolasOgle]

Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman paid over $500,000 in bribes to get their daughters into college. $500,000, or as it's also known, 1 semester's tuition.

[NickolasOgle @NickolasOgle]

Science is the buzzkill of subjects~

Philosophy: What happens when we die?
Religion: Heaven or reincarnation would be dope
Science: Lolol ima make everybody shit theyselves

[NickolasOgle @NickolasOgle]

Just once I want to see a talkshow host be like
"So I hear you have a new movie coming out. Let's watch a clip:"

[NickolasOgle @NickolasOgle]

Someone prove to me that Nikola Tesla did not invent Nicholas Sparks.

[NickolasOgle @NickolasOgle]

Movies say "based on a true story" but I want to start seeing movies be honest by saying "based on lies." That's the change I'd like to see in biblical movies anyway.

[NickolasOgle @NickolasOgle]

Ralph Northam's old yearbook might make him lose his seat, but having a horrible yearbook just makes him ready for the Supreme Court.

[NickolasOgle @NickolasOgle]

Shoutout to 99+1 for always keeping it 100

[NickolasOgle @NickolasOgle]

Juliet: What's in a name?
Me: LETTERS!

God Shakespeare is so dumb

[NickolasOgle @NickolasOgle]

I'm a Detroit Lions fan and before you call me a dreamer I do believe that they can turn this season around and go all the way to the playoffs in their local YMCA flag football league.

[NickolasOgle @NickolasOgle]

I'm not proud of this but I saw guy on the news on trial for assault and my first thought was the actor in me like "oh word he got a tv credit"

[NickolasOgle @NickolasOgle]

I just got a gym membership for the first time so I started buying those meal replacement shakes but I like how it's also begun to replace my personality

[Look Who's Talkin' @_lookwhostalkin]

These 2? Omg I love them so much! Hey @nickolasogle and @AaronBranchWrld ! #MyLilBros @ Laugh Factory Chicago https://t.co/tUzwHwIhDC

[Two Hour Comedy Hour @2hourcomedyhour]

Tonight we got @SperryComedy @Dave_Philips @NickolasOgle @oswolfe and Emily Ogle! That's a HOT HOT show.

7pm, free, at the @GalleryCabaret!

[NickolasOgle @NickolasOgle]

Last time I invite a friend over for Thanksgiving. He said he was down for a roasted turkey but got uncomfortable when we started telling it yo mama jokes.

[NickolasOgle @NickolasOgle]

Con: White House Correspondents' Dinner being headlined by Ron Chernow, author of the biography on which Hamilton was based, instead of a comedian.

Pro: White House Correspondents' Rap Battle?

[NickolasOgle @NickolasOgle]

Me: I like The Beatles.
Contrarian: I like The Stones better.
Me: I like the sun.
Contrarian: Yeah, but this flashlight though.