Nick's Korner

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@hkuppy When you avoid death in a foreign country, the only appropriate thing to do is go drinking.

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@circsamples @chigrl Bingo

[Gavin (humanist/acc) @GavMcCracken]

I've been told there's now a glut of freshwater in both Iran and Kuwait, after opposing sides blew up each other's water desalination plants.

-Bloomberg
-Axios

[Javier Blas @JavierBlas]

Kuwait says Iran has attacked another power and water desalination plant, causing a fire — it’s the second consecutive day that Tehran targets them.

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@SawyerMerritt They need to make an electric scooter next!

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@nic_carter @berniemoreno

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@calvinfroedge Any update on anything going on in Bab Al Mandab yet?

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@zerohedge Hurry up guys, 10 minutes before Globex open. I know a deal is imminent.

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@HormuzLetter @jam_croissant Looks like another -3% day for oil on Monday

[BigMoh jr @Koladoskidculer]

🚨 Zlatan Ibrahimović on Norway’s disallowed goal:

“This? For me, this is a robbery. A big one.

I look at that goal and I ask myself — what exactly is the problem? Football is becoming too soft. Now strikers have to apologize for being strong? This is a joke.

They bring new rules every year, especially around corners, and it’s always the same — it goes against the striker. You fight for position, you use your body, you do what every number 9 has done for decades… and suddenly it’s a foul? No, I don’t accept that.

If this is not a goal, then I don’t understand football anymore.

Strikers now have to blame themselves for being powerful, for winning duels. What do you want us to do — disappear? Stand and watch?

And let’s be honest… it starts to look like they are trying to protect certain teams. Because I don’t see any reason this goal shouldn’t stand.

But you won’t hear the same noise everywhere. If it was another country, maybe the reaction is different. Maybe louder.

For me, football should be simple — if it’s a goal, it’s a goal. Not this overthinking, not this fear of physicality.

This game is losing a part of its soul.”

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

EVERYONE! Stop what you're doing and type "Erling Haaland" into Google and wait 2 seconds. 🤣

[Derrico Henrio (Noah Kahan Superhater) @derrico_henrio]

Europoors seeing that we’ve started to care enough about soccer to start bribing FIFA

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@hkuppy “On a scale of 1 to South Koreans, how much of a degen are you?”

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@sentdefender Military operations only happen on the weekends, precisely 30 minutes after markets close on Friday. Resolutions happen 30 minutes before Globex opens on Sunday.

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@coinbureau This has to be bearish for oil, right @calvinfroedge ?

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@infraa_ The only logical outcome here is semis up 4%, gas/oil down 5% tomorrow, ags replaced fertilizers with fairy dust so no change there.

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@nic_carter Absolute insane from the production to the fights. Amazing card, Dana has to be so pumped

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@Rory_Johnston @Geo_papic boys are joining the fight

[Rory Johnston @Rory_Johnston]

A brief [updated] history of presidential oil market jawbones through the Hormuz crisis.

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@calvinfroedge Your just letting you’re TDS get to you…