Nick Woodington

Identifies as a Sexual Tyrannosaurus

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

PSA: If you start following me and you:

A) Only have one tweet

B) Started a Twitter literally within the last year

C) Post lasciviously suggestive content

I'm gonna assume you're a fucking bot and block your GODDAMN FAKE ASS!!!

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

Soon, old friend...soon...

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

Why does nobody talk about the fact that Ben Shapiro and "Brett Cooper" are the exact same person? Ben's created 2 personas to double his fan base. Someone should look into this.

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

@mxskelekitty Imma Gabaghoul!!!
🤌🏻🤌🏻🇮🇹 🥩 👻

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

@mxskelekitty @cdowg187 @evilinbloom Believe it or not, Sabrina lived in East Greenville; not to far from He Who Shall Not Be Named!!!

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

@mxskelekitty As a Cis Male...I can definitely say Yes.

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

@PopCrave

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Sydney Sweeney is trending after BuzzFeed reported she has been registered as a Republican in Florida since 2024.

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

@Rainmaker1973 Superman Returns

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

@AFpost Good

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

Kinda like you, right?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Parasitism

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

Special shout out to @NickMcIlwain1 for calling out that dum-dum for not knowing how many stars are on The American Flag. Thank you for holding these people accountable, Nick; please, do it more often.

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

You gonna be here for this @mor100 ? I know it's your all time favorite!!!!

[Bryn Mawr Film @BMFI]

2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (1968) on 70mm!⁠
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April 25–28⁠
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https://t.co/tq4icxIYLc
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#2001aspaceodyssey #stanleykubrick #2001 #bmfi #brynmawrfilminstitute⁠

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

@Zachanner

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Remember folks: You don’t owe student loans to a department that doesn’t exist anymore.

Enjoy your student loans forgiveness.

The department of Education is gone, so don’t send them a thing.

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

Three Different Pics
One Same Energy

#iykyk

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

2/2 being fired, Lil Marco is eventually gonna sing like the spineless canary he is. Hopefully, the left can get to him in enough time to do any thing of consequence in going after Tangerine Palpatine.

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

1/2 Remember that scene in "The Dark Knight" when The Joker tells all the mob guys he knows a squealer when he sees one and it turns out he was right? That's the exact same vibe I get out of @SecRubio . Given enough time, enough fuck ups, enough scapegoating and eventually him...

[Nick Woodington @NickvsHisBrain]

@UndressJess