Nicky

Mrs. Ogle 💍 Marlow 👶🏼💕 12 valves 👅👅👅

[Adrian @adrianmyreality]

My 90 year old Aunt called me from her adult community in Florida to tell me that she gave her first
blow job. I’m not okay you guys.

[Brandalin @brandalintipton]

Being married is cool because one night you have 5 minute vanilla sex then the next night you’ll enter a 50 position triathlon with two intermissions

[KLUVVVV @mamahaaze]

My total was $129 at target and my kid was like “I can put this back” lmao GIRL $1.29 for your snickers bar isn’t gonna fix this 😂

[vampyr @givemeyourbIood]

Playful Promises is the only lingerie brand I recognize from now on

[Nicky @Nicky22Nicky]

When Zach and I build our dream home you betcha I'm buying these bad boys. 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[Nicky @Nicky22Nicky]

Pretty sure every time Marlow sneezes it's in my face while I'm talking to her. 😅

[Nicky @Nicky22Nicky]

I just sliced the inside of my lip with a spork while eating a brownie. This is the sign to start my diet. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

can lightning mcqueen get drunk without getting a DUI

[Nicky @Nicky22Nicky]

Why do all the houses I fall in love with end up being trailers every damn time.🙄 I feel like I'm getting catfished by Zillow. 😂

[Nicky @Nicky22Nicky]

This shit storm just keeps getting worse 😒

[Nicky @Nicky22Nicky]

It's pretty sweet getting kicked out of a wedding after I just bought all the wedding attire for Zach, Marlow and I. 😒

[Nicky @Nicky22Nicky]

Waking up blocked by one of my best friends on everything sucks 😔

[Nicky @Nicky22Nicky]

Wow you really find out who your friends are 👍🏻😒

[Nicky @Nicky22Nicky]

Marlow is more entertained by her toes than any of her toys 😂

[Nicky @Nicky22Nicky]

I need to start rollin this shit over

[Nicky @Nicky22Nicky]

The things I would do for a bloody Mary or mimosa right now 😩🥴

[Nicky @Nicky22Nicky]

I forgot how awful hangovers are 🥴 Why am I such a lightweight!😂

[Nicky @Nicky22Nicky]

Yolo

[Nicky @Nicky22Nicky]

I need mom friends