Nichole LaCrosse

No amount of words could describe the complexity of who I am.

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

Adopted a pretty little birdie today. Meet Richard Flight Jr...my husband doesn’t seem to understand why I think that name is so funny. @dicksp8jr Meet your god-bird.

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

Hey @seanflanery y'all got any more of them books? Going on round three with #JaneTwo

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

@HalfOnionInABag @sheepfilms What humans have you been watching that can flip themselves over vertically like a one-armed, one-legged cheerleader doing a cartwheel?!

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

I want to say that @JeffreeStar is my spirit animal because, hello #Iconic #Fierce #Gorgeous. But, let's be honest, my spirit animal is obviously @shanedawson #SociallyAwkward #PartSloth #GiveMeSnacksAndCallMePretty

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

I can't stop laughing because when you look up the birthdate of @seanflanery on Google this is the image it shows. Look at baby Sean!! Can't tell is he was auditioning for the role of Edward Cullen or to be a Cover Girl. Either way happy birthday (old man)!

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

@TheDrewLynch is hilarious! I would LOVE to come to one of your shows and tell you in person however I am...what's the politically correct term...financially impaired? So unless you plan on adding my backyard to your roster Im just going to have to settle for telling you on here!

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

@1PhoebeJTonkin @ChrisEvans @MarkRPellegrino
@RuthieConnell
Any of you amazing people care to retweet?

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

President Trump claimed "A man has been ruined!" No Donald, what has been ruined is the hope for thousands of women who have been sexually assulted that they will be believed. Please RT to show these women we stand with them against this blatant disregard for human compassion.

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

President Trump claimed "A man has been ruined!" No Donald, what has been ruined is the hope for thousands of women who have been sexually assulted that they will be believed. Please RT to show these women we stand with them against this blatant disregard for human compassion.

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

This is seriously one of the first things that popped up on my news feed.......I knew there was a reason I couldn't stop thinking "He's such a good boy," Everytime I saw him. Explains so much! @ChrisEvans

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

@zoeydeutch is honestly one of my favorite people. Her acting is amazing. She's hilarious. She's gorgeous. She's smart. Shes my fantasy BFF. Hey Zoey if you see this I hope it brings at least a little smile to your face because you totally deserve an eternal amount of smiles!!

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

Sometimes I like to think that there's an alternate universe out there where me and @VancityReynolds are best friends and always hang out together. I also hope that version of me has tried on the deapool costume at least once otherwise she's using that friendship wrong.

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

I was dreaming that I told a funny as hell joke and then @Sethrogen just randomly strolls by laughing. That's it. Didn't say anything. Just dissapeared right after. And for some reason he was eating a bowl of ice cream. #ImSoConfused #WhyIsMyBrainLikeThis

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

@jimmyfallon I had a high school teacher who would rest his foot up on the desk kinda like the Captain Morgan stanse. Wouldn't mean #MyTeacherIsWeird but he also had a habit of wearing loose shorts....with no underwear....it was akward. #OnlyTimeIveHatedHavingAFrontRowSeat

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

So it was my HS principle. While the whole freshman class was in the cafeteria for a meeting he had a mental breakdown. He was explaining how life was unfair and his dad died on his birthday. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY DADS DEAD! WHERES THE CAKE?!?" #MyTeacherIsWierd @jimmyfallon

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

Hey @McDonalds could you try to get your employees to stop referring to the kids toys as 'boy or girl'? My three year old daughter also loves transformers. 🤷

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

Be right back guys, I need to go sell my soul to Lucifer real quick....because reasons....
#SweetSassyMolassie
@tomellis17

[G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s @fluffyguy]

RT 4 ur chance to WIN a autographed Fluffy pic & 2 tickets to see the filming of my new @Netflix Comedy Special #OneShowFits all in Houston. Tx Sept 13/14 at the @ToyotaCenter

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

Finally got to watch #Deadpool2, because when it was in theatre I had things to do...like give birth...and @VancityReynolds...just yes. So much yes. You are on my list of people make life worth living...maybe not top ten...but definitely in the top 100. You rock my socks off.

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

So turns out if you Google 'idiot' the first thing that comes up is Trump. 👌GOLD.

[Nichole LaCrosse @NickyLynnHorner]

Thank you @GISH. I can now say the phrase "Remember that time you covered me in pudding and it ended up on the news" to my husband and it be 100% true. #GoodTimes #SoMuchPudding