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[tyrel wallace @TyrelWallace]

#r4today say hello to Helen Whately, shadow SoS for work & pensions. Salary £120k PA. her constituency is 50 miles from the HoC, she claims £39k (more than a nurses salary) PA to rent a house in London...she hates benefit claimants https://t.co/hDHTdNwhfA

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

Jenrick: A 10% tax will come off the value of property you leave

Garraway: What do you think happens now? People lose their whole property

Jenrick: That doesnt happen to everybody

There we have it. The rich can afford social care &dont lose all their wealth. F**k everyone else

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

[The Observer @ObserverUK]

The Coca-Cola factory in Morpeth, Northumberland, sits above a natural underground reservoir of fresh water. It produces enough bottled water every year to fill 30 Olympic-size swimming pools.

But The Observer can reveal Coca-Cola is paying the Environment Agency (EA) just £6,070 in annual charges for a licence to extract up to 674m litres of water for its production line at Morpeth. It extracted about 125m litres last year. @JonUngoedThomas investigates
https://t.co/cl6a9smJwO

[Secretary Scott Bessent RV 🇺🇸 @_ScottBessentRV]

you don't spend decades paying national insurance just to be told your pension is a "benefit."

for millions of britons, it's deferred earnings, not charity.

do you agree? 👇🇬🇧

[Montmorency @NickyNicHdog]

@_ScottBessentRV Yes!

[@Untouchable1902 @Vince_2112]

Este dicen el mejor de la historia
Mis cojones jajajajajaja

[Vork7 @RRmdrid7]

Por suerte la gente se va dando cuenta de quien es Leo Messi

Carta blanca

[Arquivo Curioso @arquivocurioso]

And the Oscar goes to:

[Summerisle @LairdSummerisle]

HMRC now threatening 'side hustles' like selling used clothes, yet this is completely immoral and illogical.

Selling used clothes isn't income. It's a partial refund of already taxed income on an item on which VAT was charged.

Income Tax is fast becoming a transaction tax.

[Paul Lewis @paullewismoney]

£12,570 now and should be £16,000 today if had risen with inflation.

[Amazona @Soy_Amazona]

A Enzo le sacaron tarjeta roja en una final del mundial, Real Madrid lo rechazó públicamente y ahora le toca regresar a Chelsea después de haber sido un grosero con los ingleses. Le espera una temporada larga

[Kon Kon ۞🧚‍♀️🚨💪🏼💜♀️ @kasoli17]

Están impidiendo difundir el video de la vergüenza de la @afa

[Javier Rubio Donzé @Sr_Donze]

Este es, quizás, el vídeo más descarado de la Final de la Copa del Mundo. Todos vimos cómo Enzo Fernández casi mata a Pau Cubarsí, pero si te fijas, más abajo, un jugador de Argentina, Nicolás Tagliafico, ve la tremenda patada de su compañero y, sabiendo que la ha cagado, se le ocurre tirarse al suelo y fingir una lesión. Enzo recibe la tarjeta roja, pero Messi se acerca al árbitro señalando a su compañero argentino caído (a Tagliafico) diciendo que está lesionado. Afortunadamente no coló. Son delincuentes, no jugadores de fútbol.

[Donald Clark @DonaldClark]

Astonishing act of cheating by Argentines. As Spanish player is hurtled 360 degrees through the air, Argentinian player bottom left feigns injury to deflect, with Messi pointing to him. Clearly a rehearsed ploy. Deliberate and nasty.

[Montmorency @NickyNicHdog]

@RoyalMail how is it that your tracking system fails to work? A parcel I have not received is marked as received by me & I haven't received it. The GPS confirms I haven't received it but the tracking number still says o have. This means I am unable to get a refund from the shop.

[ᴍᴀɴᴜ. @ESnomanu]

Cucurella le estaba preguntando si todo bien y Messi fue a pedir que le expulsasen.

Es la acción más deshonrosa que he visto en un campo de fútbol y va a perseguir a Messi de por vida.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Argentina's players attack Spain's players after the final whistle.

Truly they are a disgrace.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

When Thatcher left office, Britain was in deep recession and two million people were unemployed. Funny how that bit always gets left out when rightwingers eulogise the supposed miracle of the 1980s British economy.