NickyR

[Food Standards Agency @foodgov]

Cat owners should check whether any purchased cat food is affected by a recent product recall.

This is due to a potential link to feline pancytopenia, a serious illness in cats.

Seek immediate advice from a vet if you are concerned about your pet.

More: https://t.co/BrzwdOODog

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Brit 1: Sorry, are you in the queue?
Brit 2: Oh, no I'm not, sorry!
Brit 1: Oh, sorry!
<both Brits laugh uncontrollably with relief>

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it often seems. like the human is jealous of me. because of how happy i get. about the simplest things. i don’t know how to tell them. they can do that too

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have misplaced my name tag. it must have fallen off during my walk earlier. i am now completely unidentifiable. i can be whoever i want. i am mysterious

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

The world may change and evolve. But the one thing that will never change, we’re all part of one big family.

[NickyR @NickyNosyB]

@assassinscreed Sadly it’s since this new update I’ve experienced a heap of glitches, notifications not clearing on quests & inventory, sounds vanishing such as eivors horse has lost its gallop & no whistle & today the addition of vanishing bushes, plants & zip lines.. 🤦🏼‍♀️😭 time for a break.

[Assassin's Creed @assassinscreed]

The highly anticipated Change Appearance feature (or Transmog) is coming tomorrow to Gunnar's shop in Ravensthorpe! For a small bit of silver, customize your armor and weapons to look like other pieces from your collection!

[NickyR @NickyNosyB]

And then to add fuel to the fire they send you decaffeinated coffee as a supposed suitable replacement for the real stuff.... Wow... epic fail.. lost a customer here today @Tesco Oxley Park

[NickyR @NickyNosyB]

It’s a good job @StarshipRobots are quick to fix an error because when you try to speak to the store who made the error.. you just get cut off.. poor service @Tesco

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

here is what. i plan to accomplish today:

2. bark loudly. but at nothing
7. lose my ball under the couch
7b. politely ask the human. to get my ball
3. immediately lose it again. under the same couch
4. big nap. you have worked hard
2. repeat

[Garfield @Garfield]

Just need to make it to the end of 2020...

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

if you don’t want me to fall asleep. during the movie. what are we so cozy for

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Stu.

[Assassin's Creed @assassinscreed]

Dear Stu,
We heard you were a fan
So we wrote you this letter
We know you've been wanting this
And just wanted you to feel better
So here's a code for PS5: 689H-4KN3-KNB6
We just want you to feel seen
Sincerely yours,
The Assassin's Creed team

[NickyR @NickyNosyB]

@franaliscious It’s amazing... took great pleasure in unwrapping it 😀

[NickyR @NickyNosyB]

🎉

[PlayStation UK @PlayStationUK]

Just 2 weeks until #PS5.

We're officially at the 'Vibrating With Excitement' stage.

[NickyR @NickyNosyB]

Sir Sean Connery: James Bond actor dies aged 90
https://t.co/p2td4t2n32 Another favourite, another legend lost, the year takes another wretched turn. Goodnight Mr Bond, may you rest in peace, your legend will live on. 😢

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i know. there’s a lot going on right now. so i just wanted to say. i love you

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it is never too late. to go back to bed