Nicky Pirie

Writer of fictional short stories and scripts. Drummer for Late Landing!

Second best writer in my house, and no-one else in my house writes, so that's nice.

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

Shite sport...

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

I can barely hack these matches but at the same time I can't get enough!

[ATP Tour @atptour]

ANDYYYYYYYYYYY

@andy_murray | @Olympics | #tennis

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

#fitba #euro2024 #Scotland

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I wrote this story a while ago on a day much like today. It's a beaut!

https://t.co/4Hx9ekzaeC

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

I've just realised no-one really gets paid for todays day of work! We've been had!

#LeapYear

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@RMcElhenney @VancityReynolds That's Justin Theroux on a normal day!

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

The price of olive oil will be the death of me.

- Nicky Pirie (2024)

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

I've written a case study on the discovery of Penicillin.

Follow the link to read Ecky Flem!

https://t.co/TIQB8Elzh7

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@AgathaChocolats Make it look like an accident

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

@robertflorence @BBCiPlayer @Paulsin2 @Louise5131 Brilliant sketch show! Everyone's great in it but @Paulsin2 is particularly hilarious in these sketches!

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

There's a kid on the train who hasn't stopped burping and he's just been carried off like this.

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

Jeff Daniels is starring in a new film called Suella's Braver Men. It'll be a shite film about shite people but Jeff will be great. He always is.

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

Who knew I'd get to post this in September?

Scientists...scientists knew!

Please read for top tips on keeping cool on this sweat creator of a day.

https://t.co/6nrKWpzKmp

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

Everywhere else in Europe this summer is scorched earth.

Meanwhile Scotland feels the heavy effects of Brexit!

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

If you want to get motivated on this Monday morning I highly recommend listening to Mombasa by up and comer magician, Hank Zimmerman from the movie Interception.

Thank you Hank.

#Tbt
@HansZimmer

https://t.co/5xbd1LZgJV

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

This short story will be made into a 10-part limited series. Mark my wurds.

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

If you're to do one good deed before the end of the day it'd be to read my story called Good Deeds... Otherwise, you'll end up like that guy Peter Reid fae Peterheed.

It's quite the laugh and full of casual chaos.

Volvo for sale.

#hectorbrocklebank

https://t.co/CheTJKMOno

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

If you're to do one good deed before the end of the day it'd be to read my story called Good Deeds... Otherwise, you'll end up like that guy Peter Reid fae Peterheed.

It's quite the laugh and full of casual chaos.

Volvo for sale.

#hectorbrocklebank

https://t.co/CheTJKMOno

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

Kin what I mean, like?

https://t.co/6nrKWpzcwR

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

If a billion people read my stories, a couple of hundred might even like them. Then I won’t have to go to work next week.

Job’s a good un, innit?

https://t.co/EzhJ0b6ziW

[Nicky Pirie @NickyPirie]

@BarclayCard18 You are indeed Tennis's biggest jinx