Nic

51 year old divorced father

[Nic @Nicoholicccc]

How I sleep at night knowing there’s a gas leak in my house and my shit might explode

[jenna 🫧 iasip 18 @macdenniis]

white people when you turn off it’s always sunny in philadelphia

[Nic @Nicoholicccc]

I could’ve saved her

[Sinneswandel 🌓 @Sinneswandel3]

What the hell did I just watch? 😭

[Nic @Nicoholicccc]

Use the timer on the camera 🔥

[Vinny @gavy_wavy_]

this mf needs to be locked up

[ؘ @darIingest]

(ex) boyfriend vs. work husband

[Nic @Nicoholicccc]

Those anti James Talarico tv ads constantly getting played are hilarious ngl I’m watching sports center and just randomly hear shit like “liberals want to cut your sons penis off” & “he said Jesus was gay black retarded and trans” just the most insane sentences ever constructed

[Nic @Nicoholicccc]

Tires had a good run but four fucking seasons how many chances are these sick fucks gonna get and they still can’t get their shit together it might be time for Shane and his boy to get those CDLs they’re not very good businessmen

[Nic @Nicoholicccc]

Dating for women must be so hard I couldn’t imagine having sex with someone named Steve or Fabian

[Nic @Nicoholicccc]

Hopefully everything works out 🤞

[Nic @Nicoholicccc]

Watching a show with your girl that she saw growing up really helps you understand where her music taste came from

[Nic @Nicoholicccc]

78 is nutz

[Aristotle 🏛️ @Aristotle7777]

Women have unilaterally decided their body count doesn’t matter, but it very much does still matter to men as it has through all time and societies.

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

HUGE CEEDEE TD 🔥

#DallasCowboys | @_CeeDeeThree

📺: #DALvsHOU on FOX  
📲: Stream on NFL+ https://t.co/XM2vIx7C1d

[Gary the Cursed @Xb0xB05S]

White women love to bake chicken and then ask “is it dry?” Yes !

[Nic @Nicoholicccc]

Women will tweet about the worst man they’ve ever met constantly like it’s a Girl Scouts badge

[Nic @Nicoholicccc]

SNL was great idc

[BASTARD @BASTARDPAC]

Throw your heart out in front of you and run ahead to catch it.

[Kai Cenat @KaiCenat]

Hotel sex have you doing it 40 times in one night😂GOTTA GET YA MONEY’S WORTH🤷🏾‍♂️

[Nic @Nicoholicccc]

How are elephants real absolutely insane creatures

[movie tweets @lauren_w67]

Chuck loved law so much he started hating his own brother

[Nic @Nicoholicccc]

God the dog managed to get himself into one of those retarded situations where it felt like those intros to that shitty 9-1-1 show

[Nic @Nicoholicccc]

Something so adorable about women that don’t delete old instagram posts makes you remember how simple it used to be when not everyone in the world could see you and nobody cared except the 150 kids in your same grade