Nicola Mahood-Wain

Data Consultant. Recovering Local Government Officer.

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@cineworld hey, will Middlesbrough be showing Small Things Like These? I’ve seen the trailer loads but not on the site yet and it’s out

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@JaneyGodley Wait have the skinheads from the 80s/90s come out of hibernation and are spending their pensions on Saville-esque track suits and their empty days on racist rants?

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I’d edit the buy to but - except I’d have to sign up for premium twitter. Ahh Sunday morning capitalism for breakfast!

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10 minutes for £2.50 - expensive buy fair enough. But what if the exit looks like this and then it’s £5.00 because the second barrier is closed off? Is this how Teesside Airport makes its money?

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I want to be good to the environment, but the rail system in the UK makes it difficult to not resort to driving everywhere

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@RHODLIMERICK That’s not gonna make it onto a tea towel

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Why must men stop women and congratulate them on their parking? “That’s the best parking I’ve ever seen done by a lady” well sir, you’ve lived a sheltered life, women the world over are used to working with items smaller than they’d like.

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@Tees_Issues I don’t think you should influence a Tees Valley vote you can’t vote in…

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@LJRossAuthor Now Vera is being wound down, I think we need a new Northumbrian Police show…

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@notdetectives Not me singing along to Bananas in Pajamas whilst listening! Here in UK!

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How much are England paying this Ref to disallow tries today?!

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I am convinced that they wait til the last minute it’s to announce the platforms for Grand Central trains at Kings Cross to punish the customers for not using LNER 😂

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For a woman who is morbidly afraid of sea creatures, I am shockingly invested in the imminent birth of the Shark Ray babies.

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@LNER I’m already travelling. I haven’t got a choice

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@LNER hi! Is this running? The previous have been cancelled

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@GC_Rail 16.15 eaglescliffe to kings x not going to kings x - what’s the solution?

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Masters of the Air is also a little bit of a Last Tango in Halifax reunion and I love that

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@BenHouchen Oh are you going to repave the cobbles in yarm with gold? Or put the money towards the deprived areas of Teesside?

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Listening to Dead Wicked by Helen H. Durrant and I’m pretty sure they’ve renamed Calladines mum in the audiobook from Frieda to Jean?! Or is this Mandela effect?!

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@LJRossAuthor I thought of Ryan and his team immediately. I’m on Bamburgh now!