As all geniuses inevitably do, it is time for me to retire. Thank you to my beloved fans for making my Twitter journey worthwhile. As I always say, “For it is the duty of an astronomer to compose the history of the celestial motions through careful and expert study.” - Nick
@NeilsAstronomy I think you meant to add a question mark after the first sentence. It's okay, we can all boast our achievements, but not everyone can be skilled in basic grammar. You'll get there someday! - Nick
Twitter doesn't do enough justice for my accomplishments...not only did I develop the Heliocentric model of the universe, but I also realized that the Earth's rotation accounts for sunrise/sunset and the visualization of star movement in our sky. - Nick
@AlbertE40423857 I am a Pisces, too. 😍. With my extensive astrological knowledge, I can tell that we are very compatible. I'm free next Saturday. - Nick
Hey ladies…if anyone is looking for a Valentine, I’d like to submit my application to be yours. I am a man of many talents. I studied liberal arts from around 1491-1494 and did work in astrology. What’s your star sign? I can check our compatibility. I am running out of character
For any ladies out there, I can plan a pretty good summer picnic date. Speaking of summer, I was the one that discovered that seasons occur due to the Earth's revolutions around the Sun. Because of my extensive background on this subject, I think I am wifey material. - Nick
Did you know that I have a museum and research laboratory dedicated to me? Warsaw’s Copernicus Science Centre. This is all due to my wonderful fans 😫. Thank you so much. I will be there tonight at 7PM signing autographs for those who want one. - Nick
From one baddie to another, it can be difficult to conceal your true feelings. In fact, I didn’t even publish my hit book until I was on my deathbed because I was in fear of being caught. If anyone else is going through a similar situation, I understand. I am here for you. -Nick
Although I did work for the church, I also betrayed it in a way. Whoops. I went against the Church’s model of the solar system to create the correct, more ACCURATE model: The Heliocentric model. Please don’t tell my uncle, it was his dream for me to work at the Church. - Nick
Over the past hour, @johaha71, @Maggyjgeller, and I have had some “Twitter beef” as the youngsters call it. However, even though we have shared some hateful tweets, I apologize, and I hope they can forgive me. These two are truly my dearest astronomer friends. - Nick
Did you know that I practiced medicine without a medical degree? My mother doesn’t know that either, so please do not tell her, for I will be in trouble. I am a delinquent. I am a rebel. I am not like other physicians. - Nick