Johannes Kepler

Astronomer, Mathematician, astrologer, natural philosopher 🌟✨
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[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

@Nicolaus_Cop1 @Maggyjgeller Xoxo💋💋 I love you guys as much as I love stars🥰

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

@Nicolaus_Cop1 @Maggyjgeller Someone sounds jealous 👀👀

[Nicolaus Copernicus @Nicolaus_Cop1]

Shh don’t tell my mother but I am a little bit of a delinquent. I challenged the Geocentric model of the universe and created the Heliocentric model, thus angering the Church, society, and the scientific community. - Nick

[Nicolaus Copernicus @Nicolaus_Cop1]

Did you know that I was the reason for Galileo’s drama with the Catholic Church? Yeah, I didn’t know that either because I was dead. But apparently, the Church suspected him of being in support of my theory, and sent him to prison and put him on house arrest. Sorry man! - Nick

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

@gravitygodisaac Says the guy that was never married🙄

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

Did you know that you can’t find my grave anywhere? It got destroyed by the Thirty Year’s War🙄 i guess drama really does ruin everything. since you can’t drop off flowers at my grave you can just throw them in the air 😘

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

@Maggyjgeller YASSS QUEEN🥰🥰 #womeninstem

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

@gravitygodisaac Do you have a telescope named after you tho?💋💋💋

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

@gravitygodisaac You are a plague

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

Okay guys serious talk. I actually struggled a lot with money and had a lot of financial issues. I know it would probably be difficult to tell since I dress so well and all but it’s true. I was gonna start collecting money to pay off my debt but I lucked out died🤩 #notmyproblem

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

A smart, handsome, just all around amazing person once said “I used to measure the heavens, now I measure the shadows of Earth.” If you couldn’t tell that person was me🥰

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

Did you know I have a telescope named after me? Pretty swagtastic am I right 🤣🤣🤣

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

Did you know that I was the first astronomer to observe a supernova? Isn’t it crazy that I’m always first at everything? It’s actually not crazy at all because I’m better than everyone xoxo💋💋

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

Did you know that I served as the imperial mathematician to the Holy Roman Emperor? The position used to be Tycho Brache‘s but then he mysteriously died so I got it lol! #wonderhowthathappened

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

Did you know that I was the first to explain how a telescope works? @gravitygodisaac wishes that could be him. The only thing he’s first at is being a loser😀

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

what do hermione and my mom have in common? the answer is nothing because hermione is a witch and my mom isn’t. So whoever imprisoned my mom for witchcraft meet me to duel 😤

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

Have you guys seen how ugly @Nicolaus_Cop1 is? Fortunately, I haven’t because smallpox impaired my eyesight permanently🤩

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

@Nicolaus_Cop1 Funny that you’re trying to start beef when you were chasing after me🤡

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

@mrdrewsscience @Maggyjgeller aesthetic 🥰

[Johannes Kepler @johaha71]

@sun_supremacy was the first to wrinkle up but I was the first to publish a defense of the heliocentric model of corperncus 💙💙