Nicole

Just trying to save the elephants

[Nicole @Nicolemichelle7]

Operation “you can’t catch us all” is underway

[Justin @trojanjustin]

Happy Pride from my cleaning lady.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

stranger: is this snake poisonous?

us: nah fam,

stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*

us: it’s venomous tho

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Sick of the NFL using this graphic of the stadium in the Grand Canyon so I decided to Glendale it up a bit

[GL @gldivittorio]

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I was in LOVE with a stripper, but I just LIKED the bartender

[gill @contactabrother]

the bravest thing a girl can do is clean her depression room

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I am going to make weird choices this week! not bad ones I just wanna make everyone kinda go hm okay

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i luv sunsets , i sometimes wish i was a sunset

[✧ @n61474x]

Not sure how 2 explain but new years makes me the same type of sad as my birthday

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Nicole @Nicolemichelle7]

An 8 year old complimented my tattoo and I’ll be riding that high for the next few years

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

You’re telling me a ginger bred this man??

[Dr. DEI @MacPerMe]

Me and the homie when we link up after not speaking to each other in over a year.

[𓆚 @for001ever]

sometimes my friends are like can i come over and i'm like no i have to be ugly and weird today

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

If twitter shuts down I think you all should know that I don't even work for AriZona. Someone just left this account logged into a Macbook at the Apple Store in Queens and I've been using it ever since

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

trump announcing he's running for president one week before we have to see all our uncles at thanksgiving is arguably the most twisted thing he's ever done

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

and if my only “career goal” is to simply eat a brie grilled cheese with fig jam and sit with my friends in a meadow and read poetry? what then?