Nicki Says What 🜃🦄

I believe, if you're not laughing you're poor. So keep laughing! Having your life together is overrated. Always be kind.

[Anele Mdoda @Anele]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 rsvping for your childhood bedroom is crazy business

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

My delayed processing can be so funny sometimes. I’ll just wake up one random day, mentally tally up all your nonsense, and block you.

[Marquez @NewYorkMinute__]

There’s people climbing up Empire State buildings to propose and you’re still putting up with confused people in 2026

[Abbie🤎👜 @Abbietrends]

Talk back immediately,
Don't go home to overthink!

[Nicki Says What 🜃🦄 @NicolettteC]

Bwahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet]

It gets worse when you have a child, because then you can’t just have a banana and a glass of wine for dinner. I mean you could, but you risk having your kid draw you eating a banana and a glass of wine for a school project like mine did.

[Drop seeds not bombs @helenaddy]

I see we're going around and around on the ableist carousel again.
"You're not disabled enough to deserve accommodations. You're too disabled to be in public. You're faking. You're doing it for attention. I don't do that and I'm disabled so obviously you're wrong."
Embarrassing.

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

how i sleep at night knowing I don’t have to write a lengthy message to an emotionally unavailable person asking for them to do better

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Me on my day off not knowing whether I should sleep or make the most of life:

[KELLY @Yhuluvkelly]

a nigga could never threaten me w "what u wont do another btch will" call her pls

[idfwy @idntfxckwithyou]

he was laying like this until a teams message scared him.

same little guy

[Nicki Says What 🜃🦄 @NicolettteC]

Women are in the trenches for real 😮‍💨

[party mom @fifimcfae]

replies to this are crazy. your wives are repulsed by you because you only touch and kiss them when you want to fuck!

[Nicki Says What 🜃🦄 @NicolettteC]

The comments making me realize that a lot of people don’t know that if we don’t keep bees alive the whole plant will actually starve to death. Like for a while the lower bee populations having been causing concern. Y’all are checking for a different kind of apocalypse.

[Turbine Traveller @Turbinetraveler]

A swarm of bees invaded the wing of a Delta Air Lines B737 in Cancún. With pest control taking forever to arrive, the captain was like, “Hold my beer” — a blast of 150 mph airflow soon cleared them off.

[陽介 @052ysk]

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[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[Melissa Wear @MelissaMWear]

The Pope should release an encyclical about the search function in Outlook.

[Nicki Says What 🜃🦄 @NicolettteC]

Google changing the icons on their apps is making me say the Serenity Prayer daily 😭 Heavy on “Grant me the serenity to accept things I can’t change.”

Who even told them this was something we wanted 😭 why is it hard to distinguish the calendar & docs icons at a glance?!?!?

[Formula🌵 @1realFormula]

Google designers need to be stopped😭

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Need the Pope to release an encyclical against Teams calls